Why is the BMW S1000r the greatest bike ever?

[Ant]

The S1000r is so bad, Stephen Hawkins sold his fancy computerized wheelchair and got the S1000R instead. He can walk now.

fixed

 

[2strokeYardSale]

The S1000R's onboard computer can divide by zero.

The mode selector for Rain-Street-Race-Slick is a placebo that does nothing. The deserving will utilize the full awesomeness of the S1000R at all times, and the undeserving will die trying.

 

[planegray]

s1000r doesn't need this thead, because it has it's own forum......








on it's own internet

 

[Ant]

Baby Jesus was conceived by an S1000R.

 

[Cycle61]

s1000r doesn't need this thead, because it has it's own forum......








on it's own internet

 

[Gabe]

Baby Jesus was conceived by an S1000R.

Baby Jesus was an S1000RR.

 

[sjmike]

seems this post thread is popping up on multiple forums. who is the original poster?

http://www.apriliaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=198366

 

[xgambit]

seems this post thread is popping up on multiple forums. who is the original poster?

http://www.apriliaforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=198366

do you have to ask?
















obviously the s1000r did it

 

[iehawk]

 

[Ant]

if you put an s1000rr sticker on your toyota, toyota wont recall it because its already awesome

 

[Var]

The S1000RR's con rods are made out of Thuringer style Brats.

 

[Ant]

The S1000RR's con rods are made out of Thuringer style Brats.

The S1000RR is so awesome it even makes Var's confusing post make sense.

 

[Var]

The S1000RR is so awesome it even makes Var's confusing post make sense.

The S1000RR is so awesome, it knows someone who got it on with Miss Vaughn.

 

[weak_link]

bump

 

[rumpofsteelskin]

BEEMER BEEMER BEEMER

Beemer beemer? Beemer beemer beemer beemer beemer beemer beemer beemer. Beemer beemer beemer beemer; beemer beemer beemer. Beemer beemer beemer beemer beemer beemer beemer beemer beemer beemer. Beemer. Beemer beemer beemer beemer beemer beemer! Beemer beemer beemer? Beemer.

 

[weak_link]

Mother fucking Ricardo Motherfucking Montabon bishes.

oopsss....looks like I need to throw some change in the Sacramento cuss jars.

 

[flying_hun]

Ducati.

/thread

 

[High-Side]

Haters................

 

[shiryu]

Its spelled Bimmer

 

[flying_hun]

Its spelled Bimmer

Only if it has four wheels.
















In all other cases it's spelled "Ducati"