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2nd Time... Dating IS FUN!

MrIncredible said:
Nice of you to advertise it- "I just spent all my money and I'm compensating".

See? Honesty works.
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Well I couldn't have showed up to the first date with my profoundly large penis just hanging out for her to see. That kind of stuff I believe is still frowned upon at a Starbucks. So I went with the "I'm rich" route. Closed escrow quickly. Works far better than all that talking and pretending I'm interested stuff.
 
TheRobSJ said:
Well I couldn't have showed up to the first date with my profoundly large penis just hanging out for her to see. That kind of stuff I believe is still frowned upon at a Starbucks. So I went with the "I'm rich" route. Closed escrow quickly. Works far better than all that talking and pretending I'm interested stuff.
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Do you have some sort of sports bra for your cock or something? There's just no hiding my girthy manhood.
 
MrIncredible said:
Do you have some sort of sports bra for your cock or something? There's just no hiding my girthy manhood.
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Pretty much. Gotta hide it a bit or they take a look at the bulge and say "that is not gonna fit in me" and they pull that omg my friend got in a car accident call move an hour into the date and they're gone.


Is the shit stacked high enough yet or should we keep going?
 
Scrawny with no ambition other than to jizz in a cup. What's not to love. :green
 
TheRobSJ said:
Well I couldn't have showed up to the first date with my profoundly large penis just hanging out for her to see. That kind of stuff I believe is still frowned upon at a Starbucks. So I went with the "I'm rich" route. Closed escrow quickly. Works far better than all that talking and pretending I'm interested stuff.
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:laughing
Hooli said:
"Room for cream?"

:laughing
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:applause
 
To everyone hating - :twofinger

DucatiHoney said:
I don't think I ever said anyone was the bad guy, but you're here complaining about the situation and she's not. I'm suggesting that you take a more proactive stance about where she resides in the relationship and ask her about it. That's all.
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I'm not complaining about her specifically, which is what you seem to be saying. I'm saying this seems to be the norm now with dating, people are in it for the short haul.

Also, I did approach her on it. I got a typical answer: "IDK WHAT I WANT"
 
Also, she wants to come over and watch Netflix tonight. :thumbup :party

As of right now, I'm still getting laid... because we all know what "Netflix and Chill" means.









Can't wait to watch How to Train Your Dragon 2
 
MikeL said:
Can't wait to watch How to Train Your Dragon 2
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:wtf

Anyway. She probably found someone who offered something that you didn't or better, that fell through, and now she is back.
 
UDRider said:
:wtf

Anyway. She probably found someone who offered something that you didn't or better, that fell through, and now she is back.
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Lol, it's a joke. It keeps popping up on the rotating crap up top in my Netflix feed.

Maybe so!
 
UDRider said:
:wtf

Anyway. She probably found someone who offered something that you didn't or better, that fell through, and now she is back.
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Bitches love those movies, it's a shoe in for Dat booty


The croods is a good one too, frozen and some wine will get you Dat boothole
 
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