lizard
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KGB closing in 
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lizard
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And they’re coming in through the back door
lizard
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RUCKUS ZERO NINER!! LIZARD 1 IN POSITION FOR EXFIL!!!!
lizard
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Bird dropped me in the Uzbek mountains at my getaway car: 1974 “no smog req’d” ‘Burb, 454, 4:11 posi, 2WD.
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I won an ebay auction on a Honus Wagner rookie card for $2. It got FedEx-ed to my ‘Burb. Its worth $56M so made a nice profit.
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love the visual storytelling. the way you use it - one foot in the in-your-face style of a comic book, one foot in the evocative style of a well written novel.
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That...That is a lot of bubble gum.
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Indeed!
The 454 ‘Burb’s tranny took a shit in Nukus, Uzbekistan, right in front of the historic Mezdakhan Necropolis. So I walked.
Found a Russian chessmaster in town. This schmuck has no idea I beat Bobby Fischer and Gary Kasparov concurrently when I was in diapers and sucking a pacifier
Best of 3. Winner takes the girl. Thankfully, I am always working out my core and hip flexors
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lizard
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Checkmate:
Game 1: 9 moves.
Game 2: 12 moves.
Game 3: Fool’s mate.
Gave the girl the best 3 minutes of her life
Game 1: 9 moves.
Game 2: 12 moves.
Game 3: Fool’s mate.
Gave the girl the best 3 minutes of her life
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We ordered in. An Uzbek feast. I burned a lot of calories in those 3 minutes 
Asians age well. She’s 110 years old.
Asians age well. She’s 110 years old.
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We ordered in. An Uzbek feast. I burned a lot of calories in those 3 minutes
Asians age well. She’s 110 years old.
Oh man, well, was she....?
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dude - your AI's been infiltrated. maybe you were so concentrated on the board that you didn't notice the 3 minute woman reeks DEA. watch your back.
lizard
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Oh fuck. Outside the door to my presidential, rooftop, hotel suite that costs US$20K a night
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Its Fang Fang! Swalwell’s girlfriend
I’m screwed!
I’m screwed!
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lizard
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Called the Huey for an EXFIL, grabbed the nuclear football. Yes, THE Nuclear Football and GTFO!
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dammit - listen to your comms. if you go low, they're still up there. they'll hit the fuel tanks from above. abort!
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Oh, I LOVE the faux Giants hat.
Icing on the cake.
50K Uzbek Som from the cart in the street?
Icing on the cake.
50K Uzbek Som from the cart in the street?
lizard
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Tossed the pilot at 5,000 ft. I didn’t like his aftershave.
Landed in Uzbek mountains. It’s 10 below zero. Its a little warm thanks to my SEAL, Force Recon, Delta Force and Mossad training.
Landed in Uzbek mountains. It’s 10 below zero. Its a little warm thanks to my SEAL, Force Recon, Delta Force and Mossad training.
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