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Nothing like smoking hashish while hot tubbin’ with your 117-year old, Uzbek billionairess / new bride. Life is good!

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So I step out of the jacuzzi to drop a deuce. When I return my 117-year old, Uzbek wife who’s worth a cool US$568 billion has drowned :wtf

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Cracker Jack Box District Attorney. Sham trial. Convicted and sentenced to death by firing squad :cry

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You KNOW some asshole will aim for my nuts.

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I’m about to be swiss-cheese-ed. What’s my greatest regret? …. That I said “I don’t” at my wedding with R6btch :cry

I love you, Joan :love

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Haha!!! They fucking missed!

“Hey assholes!! Kiss my ass!!”

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Suddenly a lightning storm hits. This is my chance to escape!

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Hello again, Kazahkstan!

Approaching the city of Turkistan.

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Arrived in the town of Turkistan. I sold the Chris Craft amd found a bike for sale!

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Rode around town. Checked out the Mausoleum of Khoja Ahmed Yasawi.

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Rode around town. Parked and posed.

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I just had to laugh at the picture of your bride, feet up in the hot tub.

And if you want to make money, publish a book with your pictures in it and the telling of the tale of your adventures. Make sure you have high quality pictures in your book. Like a coffee table book.
 
I just had to laugh at the picture of your bride, feet up in the hot tub.

And if you want to make money, publish a book with your pictures in it and the telling of the tale of your adventures. Make sure you have high quality pictures in your book. Like a coffee table book.

I was going to “off” her by placing banana peels on the floor but thought that was too mean lol

X (twitter) might be a way to monetize my “Life and Times of Lizard.” But… too much work!
 
I got tickets to a local football match. In Turkistan, the ball is a 100-foot tall round boulder. Usually 10-15 players get crushed and die. Oh well.

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every story is ultimately a love story. all else is a distraction. he hasn’t found the right woman. she’s out there. [snip]

edit: on second thought, it’s more like ‘demolition woman, can i be your man?’

a love story. the hard way. a pinned to the mat, knee in your chest, forearm crushing your neck, once in a lifetime, forget everything you ever cared about sort of love story.
 
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