FXCLM5
bombaclaud
for your track bike
this is great
-
There has been a recent cluster of spammers accessing BARFer accounts and posting spam. To safeguard your account, please consider changing your password. It would be even better to take the additional step of enabling 2 Factor Authentication (2FA) on your BARF account. Read more here.
AI Generated Image Thread
- Thread starter tzrider
- Start date
this is great
lizard
Well-known member
- Joined
- May 13, 2003
- Location
- next to my dog....
- Moto(s)
- <-- I'd give them up forever if I could have Arnold for 1 more year
Nothing like smoking hashish while hot tubbin’ with your 117-year old, Uzbek billionairess / new bride. Life is good!
Last edited:
lizard
Well-known member
- Joined
- May 13, 2003
- Location
- next to my dog....
- Moto(s)
- <-- I'd give them up forever if I could have Arnold for 1 more year
So I step out of the jacuzzi to drop a deuce. When I return my 117-year old, Uzbek wife who’s worth a cool US$568 billion has drowned 
lizard
Well-known member
- Joined
- May 13, 2003
- Location
- next to my dog....
- Moto(s)
- <-- I'd give them up forever if I could have Arnold for 1 more year
I think I can outrun the dogs.
lizard
Well-known member
- Joined
- May 13, 2003
- Location
- next to my dog....
- Moto(s)
- <-- I'd give them up forever if I could have Arnold for 1 more year
Cracker Jack Box District Attorney. Sham trial. Convicted and sentenced to death by firing squad 
Last edited:
lizard
Well-known member
- Joined
- May 13, 2003
- Location
- next to my dog....
- Moto(s)
- <-- I'd give them up forever if I could have Arnold for 1 more year
You KNOW some asshole will aim for my nuts.
Last edited:
lizard
Well-known member
- Joined
- May 13, 2003
- Location
- next to my dog....
- Moto(s)
- <-- I'd give them up forever if I could have Arnold for 1 more year
I’m about to be swiss-cheese-ed. What’s my greatest regret? …. That I said “I don’t” at my wedding with R6btch
I love you, Joan
I love you, Joan
lizard
Well-known member
- Joined
- May 13, 2003
- Location
- next to my dog....
- Moto(s)
- <-- I'd give them up forever if I could have Arnold for 1 more year
Me blowing a kiss at the firing squad assholes.
lizard
Well-known member
- Joined
- May 13, 2003
- Location
- next to my dog....
- Moto(s)
- <-- I'd give them up forever if I could have Arnold for 1 more year
Haha!!! They fucking missed!
“Hey assholes!! Kiss my ass!!”
“Hey assholes!! Kiss my ass!!”
lizard
Well-known member
- Joined
- May 13, 2003
- Location
- next to my dog....
- Moto(s)
- <-- I'd give them up forever if I could have Arnold for 1 more year
Suddenly a lightning storm hits. This is my chance to escape!
lizard
Well-known member
- Joined
- May 13, 2003
- Location
- next to my dog....
- Moto(s)
- <-- I'd give them up forever if I could have Arnold for 1 more year
Do you remember my Chris Craft collection? ^^^
Well, I pulled one out of storage and hit the Syr Darya River. Good bye, Uzbekistan!
Last edited:
lizard
Well-known member
- Joined
- May 13, 2003
- Location
- next to my dog....
- Moto(s)
- <-- I'd give them up forever if I could have Arnold for 1 more year
Hello again, Kazahkstan!
Approaching the city of Turkistan.
Approaching the city of Turkistan.
lizard
Well-known member
- Joined
- May 13, 2003
- Location
- next to my dog....
- Moto(s)
- <-- I'd give them up forever if I could have Arnold for 1 more year
Arrived in the town of Turkistan. I sold the Chris Craft amd found a bike for sale!
lizard
Well-known member
- Joined
- May 13, 2003
- Location
- next to my dog....
- Moto(s)
- <-- I'd give them up forever if I could have Arnold for 1 more year
Rode around town. Checked out the Mausoleum of Khoja Ahmed Yasawi.
lizard
Well-known member
- Joined
- May 13, 2003
- Location
- next to my dog....
- Moto(s)
- <-- I'd give them up forever if I could have Arnold for 1 more year
Rode around town. Parked and posed.
Last edited:
lizard
Well-known member
- Joined
- May 13, 2003
- Location
- next to my dog....
- Moto(s)
- <-- I'd give them up forever if I could have Arnold for 1 more year
Suns out. Guns out.
ST Guy
Well-known member
I just had to laugh at the picture of your bride, feet up in the hot tub.
And if you want to make money, publish a book with your pictures in it and the telling of the tale of your adventures. Make sure you have high quality pictures in your book. Like a coffee table book.
And if you want to make money, publish a book with your pictures in it and the telling of the tale of your adventures. Make sure you have high quality pictures in your book. Like a coffee table book.
lizard
Well-known member
- Joined
- May 13, 2003
- Location
- next to my dog....
- Moto(s)
- <-- I'd give them up forever if I could have Arnold for 1 more year
I was going to “off” her by placing banana peels on the floor but thought that was too mean lol
X (twitter) might be a way to monetize my “Life and Times of Lizard.” But… too much work!
lizard
Well-known member
- Joined
- May 13, 2003
- Location
- next to my dog....
- Moto(s)
- <-- I'd give them up forever if I could have Arnold for 1 more year
I got tickets to a local football match. In Turkistan, the ball is a 100-foot tall round boulder. Usually 10-15 players get crushed and die. Oh well.
Last edited:
littlebeast
i feel… motivated
- Joined
- Jan 26, 2008
- Location
- CA historical landmark #399
- Moto(s)
- the red witch + the green goblin
- Name
- hey you
every story is ultimately a love story. all else is a distraction. he hasn’t found the right woman. she’s out there. [snip]
edit: on second thought, it’s more like ‘demolition woman, can i be your man?’
a love story. the hard way. a pinned to the mat, knee in your chest, forearm crushing your neck, once in a lifetime, forget everything you ever cared about sort of love story.
edit: on second thought, it’s more like ‘demolition woman, can i be your man?’
a love story. the hard way. a pinned to the mat, knee in your chest, forearm crushing your neck, once in a lifetime, forget everything you ever cared about sort of love story.
Last edited: