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An apology

louemc said:
Insulting? I go out of my way to read your posts, because Ya say it right.

Some sniveling little welp, cant handle the truth?
Wouldn't know tough love if it was biting them on the ass?
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You two should get a room.
:afm199:twofinger
 
afm199 said:
I know some of you think that I have been insulting and just want to say:

If you stopped being a hideous fuck for one fucking minute, somebody might want to love you.

The best part about you is that you're both half-witted and awful looking. That's probably why nobody likes you.

Everybody has a heinous time whenever you're around.
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Not accepted!!!:rolleyes

Get an actual motorcycle, like a Harley!!!!!!!:laughing
 
LMFAO, do you really have scabies?

(My idea of a romantic Wednesday afternoon is watching a mime mutilate your ass. )
 
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Squat on a jar. Even your half-witted best friend hopes you get tortured to death.
 
I once watched a midget give your stepsister a boston pancake.
 
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afm199 said:
I once watched a midget give your stepsister a boston pancake.
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Despite you being a crotchety old fuck, THATS the the funniest quote of the week!:laughing So, against my better judgement, we will give you a pass for past indiscretions. Will someone please reset the indiscretion counter?

I retain the right to use this sentence during traffic stops and other handcuff situations...
 
You fire off the knuckle children too damn often and your dorm reeks.
 
Ernie took too many of the blue pills again, it will wear off in 24 hours and he will forget everything.

In the meantime poke him with a stick (but from a distance, he flings his poo pretty accurately for an old blind guy)
 
I'd rather masturbate with a prison shank to Tourette's syndrome porn than spend one more second with you.
 
I was wondering if that was a real thing, doesn't sound like it yet, but there is at least one other person looking for it.
 
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