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BARFistan 2025, Butch's Ride Report

Love the pictures and comments Butch! I am so thrilled you and Regis and others went. Our trip is less than 6 weeks out and I am SO excited.
Writing up a ride report is a real task. Anything you can do we love you long time
 
You've clearly not read my prior ride reports :laughing they're novels. I'm going to Pakistan with my husband, sister, and 8 of our friends - there WILL be a thorough ride report.
Surely I have read that novel.
Surely I will read it again
 
Poking around and looking for the novel I found this
 
Found this from a dozen years ago which exemplifies the hospitality we enjoyed and how challenges are handled..

Before we had a chance to get mad at him, Kyle told us about what had happened. He had been going straight, when a car overtook him a little roughly, and he ended up locking the front wheel and crashed. A bump and bruise, but other than that, he didn't suffer from any serious injuries. He continued to tell us that when he had crashed, a mob got together and surrounded him, picked up his bike up for him, made him get back on and then started to chant "GO, GO, GO, GOOOOO!"

We all laughed, in part of the funny ordeal Kyle had gone through and partly out of relief. We decided that there had been enough riding for the day and that we needed to find a place to stay. As we were just about to go on a search of shelter, my father called out of the blue to inform me that he had a friend who could house all of us in Mardan. There was food, beds, and AC waiting for us just a short distance away. I called uncle Zafar and in no time we arrived to a mansion. Lunch was massive and we stuffed ourselves silly and passed out on the beds. By the time we had woken up from our nap, it was dinner time. Food was already waiting for us and I watched our Californian friends down on Pakistani dishes. For dessert, Pakistani mangoes were served. As everyone probably knows already, nothing compares to Pakistani mangoes

From this which has all sorts of amusing stuff. Pics are messed of course
 
Nate brought a laptop and created real content while on the road; that is the easy way to do a trip report, save for lugging around a computer.
I wrote some notes in my phone that are sorta random thoughts about the quirks of the land.

Speed bumps; or "sleeping police" as they are called in Jamaca: most villages have some speed controls when you enter and leave the commercial area. Reflectors glued to the pavement for speed bumps were common. Or a chicane! Rocks or fencing/gates blocking one lane at a time...

The cool kids have flashing light installed in the grill of their car/ SUV. Red/ blue/ both were comon

Sitting on the window sill with your body fully outside the vehicle was popular

Transit mini vans between villages were common. Apparently if you rode on the roof or back bumper there was no charge. That was common

Duct tape is a rare commodity. I saw none. Apparently everything can be fixed with rope...
 
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Cool. A new bud from another place. :thumbup
 
@khan

Awesome pics. Thanks for giving some friends an awesome adventure :thumbup
 
The clear plastic bottle is Hunza Water. Moonshine. If I had a map I could tell you where and what elevation. Trailhead for K2. High.
Edit, Shimshal at the end of a 50 km dirt road
 
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Oh, man. Thanks for this thread, Butch! It was great travelling with you. If you find yourself in New England, you gotta come stay with us!

I won't repeat myself too much here, but on Nate's road report of this trip I gave my impressions of A Different Agenda, and BARF own Moin as a tour guide. I really can't recommend motorcycle touring in Pakistan with Moin highly enough. If you're reading this thread and thinking, "wow, I wish I could do something like this", stop right now and commit to making it happen. It's worth the time. If you have the money, this is what money is meant to be spent on.
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Skardu, the real kick off point where we picked up bikes…fit the bikes to each of us, I had my handlebars, moved forward, and my shift lover moved up. CF Moto 400s for the real men, Honda 150s for the children. Then we went for a ride

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Honda 150s for the children 😆 I *am* child height after all! I loved that little cb150! No regrets!
 
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