Bumping other bikes at stoplights?

[Hooli]

If you desire anal sex, why don't you just get off your bike, walk up to the other rider and simply ask?

 

[tuxumino]

it's gay, only if you push back

 

[DucatiHoney]

I'd probably put the kickstand down, get off my bike and push you offa yours if you did that to me.

 

[littlebeast]

don't touch me there.....

 

[johnparjr]

I'd probably put the kickstand down, get off my bike and push you offa yours if you did that to me.

Damn the women are violent

 

[machete]

I'd probably put the kickstand down, get off my bike and push you offa yours if you did that to me.

yep.

 

[JPM]

I'd probably put the kickstand down, get off my bike and push you offa yours if you did that to me.

You are just too nice.
I would find a nice safe room for you and get a nice tow truck for your bike. The send you back to the DMV for a re-test.

 

[socialDK]

don't touch me there.....

The smell of burning leather
as we hold each other tight
As our rivets rub together
flashing sparks into the night




Damn SJ and canceling Music in the other park

 

[crazybob]

Isn't that why everyone gets fender eliminator kits, so they have more tire to bump? (kind of like hiking up their skirts)

 

[PunkRockMonkey]

All in good fun. Nobody got hurt and he didnt look to mad/sad about it.

You just couldn't see the tears behind his tinted visor.

 

[Blacknblue]

I guess a stoppie-bump would be a bit like rev-whoring?

 

[Audacious Nick]

You are just too nice.
I would find a nice safe room for you and get a nice tow truck for your bike. The send you back to the DMV for a re-test.

The DMV test had nothing that said you couldn't push people off their bikes.

 

[sea bass]

I bump bikers and pedestrians but not on purpose sometimes I just can't control my bike.

 

[Cheyenne]

I dont understand. Each light must be a drag race?

YES!!!

Welcome to America! You'll love it here, it's a blast! Now rev that bitch hard!!!

 

[corrupt]

Nononono it's a stoppie bump with some simultaneous rev-whoring.

 

[}Dragon{]

Is douche/canoe one or two words?

 

[coddswaddle]

hyphenated: douche-canoe

+bunches with DucatiHoney (with an assist by machete)

 

[3dartist]

M4M take it to Craigslist.

 

[Nemo Brinker]

If you desire anal sex, why don't you just get off your bike, walk up to the other rider and simply ask?

Srsly, get with the buttsex etiquette. At least tap the horn first.

 

[}Dragon{]

Srsly, get with the buttsex etiquette. At least tap the horn first.

Aren't you supposed to tap your foot while waiting at the light if you wanna get bumped?