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Bumping other bikes at stoplights?

Big slow bikes, fast car.

Major annoyance = Santa Cruz where half the bikes are Harley's and having one lane split up next to my modified ZO6. Then having to make sure at the green I don't run over his stupid 13 second 1/4 mile time Harley while I accelerate moderately in first gear. My car is a road race setup car but still runs 10's with me driving.

All the sportbikes, and pretty much everything but Harley's just look over and point in front of me and I wave them forward. The damn car is almost as wide as the lane, playing dodge the giant slow chrome cruiser sucks.
 
I think bumping is hilarious. Same with smacking the kill switch as long as there's no worries about holding up traffic.

Hell, I've bumped my friends when we've swapped bikes just to keep them on their toes. :laughing
 
Major annoyance = Santa Cruz where half the bikes are Harley's and having one lane split up next to my modified ZO6. Then having to make sure at the green I don't run over his stupid 13 second 1/4 mile time Harley while I accelerate moderately in first gear. My car is a road race setup car but still runs 10's with me driving.

All the sportbikes, and pretty much everything but Harley's just look over and point in front of me and I wave them forward. The damn car is almost as wide as the lane, playing dodge the giant slow chrome cruiser sucks.

There is a solution.. just stick your foot out of the window and kick him off his bike and then force him to acknowledge the awesomeness of your car.
 
And it also doesn’t say you can't slap mirrors, do wheelies, or pee on the side of the road. So what's your point?:confused

Well then I guess you can wheelie, pee, and slap mirrors too. I'm using you as reference when I get caught doing all three of those.
 
I think bumping is hilarious. Same with smacking the kill switch as long as there's no worries about holding up traffic.

Hell, I've bumped my friends when we've swapped bikes just to keep them on their toes. :laughing

:rofl
That one is priceless.
 
:rofl
That one is priceless.

Bonus points if you wheelie away. :laughing

Shame on you if you crash pulling aformentioned wheelie. :rofl

All in good fun though, and only with friends or people who I know can handle it.

If the kill switch has gotten passe, you can also do the key...that'll send them for a loop too :laughing
 
Bonus points if you wheelie away. :laughing

Shame on you if you crash pulling aformentioned wheelie. :rofl

All in good fun though, and only with friends or people who I know can handle it.

If the kill switch has gotten passe, you can also do the key...that'll send them for a loop too :laughing

The trick is to hit the kill switch while riding a wheelie past.
 
And you win a plush toy?
 
Major annoyance = Santa Cruz where half the bikes are Harley's and having one lane split up next to my modified ZO6. Then having to make sure at the green I don't run over his stupid 13 second 1/4 mile time Harley while I accelerate moderately in first gear. My car is a road race setup car but still runs 10's with me driving.

All the sportbikes, and pretty much everything but Harley's just look over and point in front of me and I wave them forward. The damn car is almost as wide as the lane, playing dodge the giant slow chrome cruiser sucks.


ten second car = :thumbup

z06 are def some smokers especially new gen.

zr1 = :drool
 
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Major annoyance = Santa Cruz where half the bikes are Harley's and having one lane split up next to my modified ZO6. Then having to make sure at the green I don't run over his stupid 13 second 1/4 mile time Harley while I accelerate moderately in first gear. My car is a road race setup car but still runs 10's with me driving.

All the sportbikes, and pretty much everything but Harley's just look over and point in front of me and I wave them forward. The damn car is almost as wide as the lane, playing dodge the giant slow chrome cruiser sucks.

Next time I filter up to the front of a light, I'll make sure I'll stop behind the corvette, even if there is a chevette in the adjacent lane.
 
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