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Do You Poo @ Work?

There is nothing greater than getting paid to take a nice,slow 20 minute crap while readin RRW
 
VTRider said:
There is nothing greater than getting paid to take a nice,slow 20 minute crap while readin RRW
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+1
 
Mangoat said:
Try being a police officer on patrol and finding a place to drop one:wow
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The jail always has clean facilities! :green

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my papa use to say "the best time to waste is someone else's time"

im known as the poop guy at work.
 
I've been using a bidet at home for the past 7 years and I now hate being without it. I mean, if I need to go, I'll go, but if I can hold out till I get home, I will. Guess you can say I'm "anal" about having a clean ass. :p Fortunately my "circadian poop cycle" has been such that I usually go in the evening, when I'm usually at home.
 
V4 said:
strange as it seems, if I have to have a bowel movement when Im at a job interview, I always wind up getting hired.....
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Good point John. I'll try that at my next interview! :thumbup
 
zefflyn said:
Now, I'm not pointing any fingers or naming any names, but we recently had a few middle-eastern Indian types transfer into our building. Up 'till now, our group has been all white guys and asians.

So, coincidentially, recently the crapper has been repeatedly left in a state that it never was before: seat up, full of poo, and no TP in the bowl. Which is doubly-odd, because the flusher is automatic.

Anyway, you have to wonder, did one of the old-timers suddenly change his squatting methodology? Or did a new guy introduce the new technique?
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are there foot prints on the toilet seat?
 
There are spots around the hospital if I want to have a private dump, 1st floor Rad, 1st floor Lab, 6th floor PT or 7th Floor Admin. I usually just go to the multiple stall on Ground since it's closer. It's kinda hard to hold the pressure if I have to go up a couple of floors just to poop. Adding the little pops of farts that slip through while in a crowded elevator :laughing
 
Ah, my muddy thread rears its ugly head, again. Time to switch all the toilet paper with 1/4 rolls of single ply! Hah!
 
The Pros and Cons of pooping at work:

Pros
- I'm going on company time
- I don't pay for toilet paper
- The toilet has enough pressure to remove my log and wad of toilet paper in a single flush.

Cons
- All the bathrooms have poor ventilation
- Some of the toilets are dirty; one time a moron got some on the seat. :green
 
The only thing I hate about pooing at work is: The noisy asshole in one of the other stalls.

It's hard to play pac man or connect 4 on my cell while some jerkoff sounds like he's got a trumpet shoved up his ass.
 
Anti-Hero said:
The only thing I hate about pooing at work is: The noisy asshole in one of the other stalls.

It's hard to play pac man or connect 4 on my cell while some jerkoff sounds like he's got a trumpet shoved up his ass.
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remind me if we ever meet, not to ask to use your cell..:laughing
 
long live the poo! crap (excuse the pun), after 2 years the poo thread is still going strong... just goes to show you, poo really is the universal thread that binds us as human beings... :teeth
 
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