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Do You Poo @ Work?

the place I just quit had a single stall that faced the door and a urinal. The gap between the stall door and the wall aligned perfectly with the door and the head of the squatter. So, we would always get someone with a look of panic when we walked in there.

I loved it when you could tell that whoever was in there was having a "hard" time.. You could almost hear them clinch their ass in the hopes that you would leave soon so that they could freely paint the porcelain with gusto.

No such luck..... I would hang out in there as long as possible before I was bustin up. Hanging out and waiting for them to not be able to hold it anymore and start with the tiny little clenched butt short bursts is quite funny. Sometimes I would go out the door and quickly come back in to hear them trying to frap freely and then have to start clinching again because someone walked in...:laughing


And I was famous for turning the lights off on people....
 
Recipe for Disaster


5 beers and a burrito the night before.
No breakfast or shower, you woke up late again.
Diet coke on way to work. Coffee upon entry.
1 minute to exit...59...58...57...

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westie said:
Recipe for Disaster


5 beers and a burrito the night before.
No breakfast or shower, you woke up late again.
Diet coke on way to work. Coffee upon entry.
1 minute to exit...59...58...57...
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Morning constitutional :jaded :jaded
 
zefflyn said:
Arg, someone broke the door off the spacious corner stall, and now only the tiny stall in the center has a door :cry
Now I have to go all the way downstairs if I want to have a peaceful squat & read.
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Jeez, I can't believe it took them four freaking months to fix the handicap stall door. At least, now I can poo in peace with elbow room. :cool

'cept, the new door fits the stall doorway almost flush, so it's not easy to see when someone's in there already. So, I always do a Camo-Cough, to avert the Turd Burglars.
 
You know... I'm kinda pissed off. We have 5 stalls in the bathroom here and I went in there earlier to go poo again. I went into my favorite one and there's pee all over the seat! So I try different one and the same thing! WTF is wrong with people. :mad
 
zefflyn said:
Jeez, I can't believe it took them four freaking months to fix the handicap stall door. At least, now I can poo in peace with elbow room. :cool
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Arg, now the toilet seat's breaking off!! :cry
 
Note: In a gesture of bad faith I replaced all the toilet paper in the office with SINGLE PLY! Hahahaha! Suffer!!
 
This is getting personal but I drop ass about 5 times a day, sometimes more. I don't care where I am as long as the bucket isn't too nasty. Oh and I always use the protector paper. I don't want some other dudes oily ass skin juice on me. And if you wipe the seat you're only smearing their skin oils and ass sweat.....fookin sick. I even put toilet paper over the toilet protector. fook all that.

I hate dropping some ass, cleaning myself up, getting myself back together only to feel another wave, and having to go through the whole process again.
 
westie said:
Note: In a gesture of bad faith I replaced all the toilet paper in the office with SINGLE PLY! Hahahaha! Suffer!!
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prison TP.harsh,man,harsh....
 
sensei said:
This is getting personal but I drop ass about 5 times a day, sometimes more. I don't care where I am as long as the bucket isn't too nasty. Oh and I always use the protector paper. I don't want some other dudes oily ass skin juice on me. And if you wipe the seat you're only smearing their skin oils and ass sweat.....fookin sick. I even put toilet paper over the toilet protector. fook all that.

I hate dropping some ass, cleaning myself up, getting myself back together only to feel another wave, and having to go through the whole process again.
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:wow TMI !!! :barf :laughing :barf :laughing
 
one of the sickest things Ive seen is a co-worker who goes into the bathroom and brings his lunch with him while taking a dump.......
 
Now, I'm not pointing any fingers or naming any names, but we recently had a few middle-eastern Indian types transfer into our building. Up 'till now, our group has been all white guys and asians.

So, coincidentially, recently the crapper has been repeatedly left in a state that it never was before: seat up, full of poo, and no TP in the bowl. Which is doubly-odd, because the flusher is automatic.

Anyway, you have to wonder, did one of the old-timers suddenly change his squatting methodology? Or did a new guy introduce the new technique?
 
Try being a police officer on patrol and finding a place to drop one:wow
 
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