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Do you really need deodorant?

Is stink an adequate description only if it is bad?
I am very attracted to your natural body odor sweety.
 
Wait... Is that a thing?

I've seen it. It was not something I was happy to notice. He hadn't yet found a way to integrate the ear hair into his head hair yet but I am guessing he found a way at some point.
 
This is just anecdotal but the people that have told me they don't believe in/use deodorant also believe in things like crystals, mood rings, and holistic medicine.
…and they stink of garlic, lentil farts and wear yoga pants and spend inordinate time stretching in public places. Or at least used to, says this okay Boomer…
 
Commando is fine as long as you remember to dry your balls with a blow dryer!
 
Wall mounted in the locker room only.
Needs the Capt'n Morgan stance as well.
 
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