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Epic BARF Thread

Start with something that could be interpeted as mildly offensive, add a story about your wild sexual experiences that includes a cheerleaders tailpipe, then insult Yamaha riders for wearing granny panties.

Or just say Palin is misunderstood and would be great as President.
 

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Xenophonii said:
Damned you, you beat me to it. I hate you.
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Sorry, it's just my job. :twofinger

Tim, if you try something about bicyclists running stop signs three abreast while simultaneously holding up traffic while coming home from the races, and ending up in a Marriott's bathroom, you just might get you what you want.
 
Cereal KLR said:
Start with something that could be interpeted as mildly offensive, add a story about your wild sexual experiences that includes a cheerleaders tailpipe, then insult Yamaha riders for wearing granny panties.

Or just say Palin is misunderstood and would be great as President.
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I think a thread on her toung should do the trick.:rofl
 
" yes, it WAS bush's fault, bishes...GoBAMA..!!!! "
 
:thumbdown

Epic should be natural. It should never be intended and faked.
Not a fan of "trying" to make an epic thread, I'm more of a fan of unexpected natural ones.
 
This thread needs something... hmmm....

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Well, one of us mods could prune down the PostWhore thread at one of your posts--so the start-point would be your post. That way it'll look like you have a four-gazillion page thread. Now, I'm not saying that I'll do it, but I am saying that a nice bottle of Scotch might get me to thinkin' about doin' it. Either way I end up with a nice bottle of Scotch, and really, isn't that what's important?
 
A bottle of nice Scotch from you and that might happen.
 
DucatiHoney said:
Well, one of us mods could prune down the PostWhore thread at one of your posts--so the start-point would be your post. That way it'll look like you have a four-gazillion page thread. Now, I'm not saying that I'll do it, but I am saying that a nice bottle of Scotch might get me to thinkin' about doin' it. Either way I end up with a nice bottle of Scotch, and really, isn't that what's important?
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What brand of Scotch do you drink?

Is this Post whore thingy a tos violation? I would hate to see you sittin on the curb with Plane Gray.:teeth
 
Versystim said:
What brand of Scotch do you drink?
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If you can find me a true single-malt, I'd really like to try it. Otherwise if you plop down a Jackson and a Grant at a decent liquor store that doesn't sell condoms behind the counter you should be able to pick up something not disgusting.

Versystim said:
Is this Post whore thingy a tos violation? I would hate to see you sittin on the curb with Plane Gray.:teeth
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Oh, probably...but the important thing is that I'll be doin' my time with a nice bottle of Scotch.
 
DucatiHoney said:
If you can find me a true single-malt, I'd really like to try it. Otherwise if you plop down a Jackson and a Grant at a decent liquor store that doesn't sell condoms behind the counter you should be able to pick up something not disgusting.



Oh, probably...but the important thing is that I'll be doin' my time with a nice bottle of Scotch.
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:rofl I think you need an intervention.
 
I thought OP was making a dork of himself, but uh.... 4 pages already?
I guess he knew what he was doing :laughing
 
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