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Epic BARF Thread

flying_hun said:
It's your thread, man. Provide pictures of yourself dressed as a sleazy woman. It will get a response. Include a reference to snowcones.
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:rofl :rofl
Don't forget to include Marriott Hotel bathrooms, beating up your girlfriend, and then ask someone to photochop a pancake on your head. Srsly.

Eldritch said:
No, no, no, create a phony account and present yourself as a hot attention whore (Stbksr4grls) bike chick looking for other bike chicks in the area. Post some pics you stole from somewhere on the web and drag it out for a week or two. Njy ur PM's from guys wanting to help you, "learn the good roads." Set up a couple of dates, flake on them, and when people start to call you as a phony, then you, "accidentally," post something as the attention whore with the wrong account (Feanor!) and let the genius KS Detectives call you on it. Enjoy the lulz as more epic drama continues during your suspension for multi-account TOS violation, which shouldnt be that long if it's your first offense.

Oh, and wait a month or two after this post so the plan will have fallen in between the cracks in the attention span of the KS.
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You, Sir, are the Devil!!! :hail :hail :rofl :rofl Epic lulz indeed...
 
postwhore topics, how long have you been riding, off topics like 3rd person speakers and cold shower (if you dont know what cold shower is, you are not a barfer!).
 
2legs2wheels said:
postwhore topics, how long have you been riding, off topics like 3rd person speakers and cold shower (if you dont know what cold shower is, you are not a barfer!).
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Sure I know what a cold shower is.:rolleyes
 
Dude, 6 pages and counting!
Now all you need to do is a bunch of crank, stay up for days posting, (But make sure you don't get perma banned.) then road rage with a weapon, get tased by the cops, get in da news paper, and you'll have a truly epic thread.
Simple. :laughing
 
I did look up the cold shower and I'm awstruck. I don't think I'll ever be able to match that one.:thumbup

I guess the fact that I do wish I could post up that epic thread probably say's somethin about me. Maybe I have a huge ego, I don't know, maybe I'm just a post whore?

What is a post whore anyway? Am I a post whore?:dunno
 
Versystim said:
I did look up the cold shower and I'm awstruck. I don't think I'll ever be able to match that one.:thumbup
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Most stories based in truth don't hold a candle to that little tale.
 
I Believe in you Feanor !!!!

You can always post up about a computer virus and watch it disintegrate into a porn discussion. Post up that you want to ride two up behind someone really fast then ask for pictures of groomed man junk.
 
I drank that stuff up like it was sugar water.
Why can't we have more DH I'm an old woman, bed ridden, i have the fever. Indulge me.
 
Versystim said:
I've started a few threads on BARF in hope of getting a lot of response. I have to admit, most threads I've started have been metiocre at best. I want to write a thread that evokes emotion, passion, something that compells people to post a response if not several responses. What type of subject will evoke 20 pages of heated discussion?

My question is this. What type of thread is going to get an epic response? Please don't hold back on your opinions. Someday I hope to start that epic thread.:nerd
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I have had some turn into epic threads. The most recent was about why women don't swallow. I guess what makes an epic thread is something most people can relate too.
 
Happy Hornet said:
I drank that stuff up like it was sugar water.
Why can't we have more DH I'm an old woman, bed ridden, i have the fever. Indulge me.
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No one's stopping him...

Many things violate the TOS. Lying ain't one of them. I actually thought the whole situation was pretty harmless and took no issue with it. I was a little sad when he was outed so unceremoniously.

I followed maybe a dozen posts and then lost interest. I'm not so into gossip and that's how it came off to me. I think something's wrong with one of my X chromosomes in that respect.
 
Happy Hornet said:
I Believe in you Feanor !!!!

You can always post up about a computer virus and watch it disintegrate into a porn discussion. Post up that you want to ride two up behind someone really fast then ask for pictures of groomed man junk.
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Chew are funny, yer still go'in on about them viruses? :laughing I thought you wiped & reloaded the thing? I'll give you a little free advice; Avast anti virus is free and the best. Check it out at file hippo.com. :thumbup
You could also post questions down in website geek speak.

Yer welcome
 
@ Banjoboy
That thread should have been posted in the website geek speak area you are correct. We did wipe it and now AGV seems to see it. It snuck in as microsoft tool. I am a MAC user I don't suffer these problems.
I just like that BARF is really about sex, drugs, violence, etc etc
Oh and I left out the rainbow pissing unicorns
 
Happy Hornet said:
@ Banjoboy
That thread should have been posted in the website geek speak area you are correct. We did wipe it and now AGV seems to see it. It snuck in as microsoft tool. I am a MAC user I don't suffer these problems.
I just like that BARF is really about sex, drugs, violence, etc etc
Oh and I left out the rainbow pissing unicorns
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:rofl
AGV is ok, but Avast is better.
I'm just glad we're do'in our part to make this an epic thread! :thumbup
See Versystim you're somebody now! :laughing
 
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