No, no, no, create a phony account and present yourself as a hot attention whore (Stbksr4grls) bike chick looking for other bike chicks in the area. Post some pics you stole from somewhere on the web and drag it out for a week or two. Njy ur PM's from guys wanting to help you, "learn the good roads." Set up a couple of dates, flake on them, and when people start to call you as a phony, then you, "accidentally," post something as the attention whore with the wrong account (Feanor!) and let the genius KS Detectives call you on it. Enjoy the lulz as more epic drama continues during your suspension for multi-account TOS violation, which shouldnt be that long if it's your first offense.
Oh, and wait a month or two after this post so the plan will have fallen in between the cracks in the attention span of the KS.