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Jeffrey Epstein "Suicide"

Is everyone forgetting that the waffle cut fries are boiled in the oil of baby Jesus? I mean, where do you think that flavor comes from? I'm pretty sure they are salted with the tears of unwed mothers.

I think even Jesus would think this is funny.:rofl:rofl:rofl

It may be a cliché, but once again, BARF delivers!!!
 
Yeah the pale made me think they're made from people skin. Soylent Green fries.

Why do you think they're closed on Sunday?

Why do you think missing persons reports spike on Sundays in areas near Chick-fil-A?

It's harvest time!!!
 
Executioner: “You want death, or Chi-chi?”

Prisoner: Witnesses chi-chi... “Death!”

Executioner: “Hmmmm... death... by chi-chi!”
 
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Thats it, injuries consistent with doesn't mean someone else didn't tie the blanket around his neck and throw him off the bunk.

It's so very hard to know how and what to think.

I have an imagination, prone to paranoia about government, way before recent Deep State stuff, decades really. Distrusting the government for me goes back to Vietnam days.

I watch tv and movies and am influenced by what I see. It's unavoidable,"

If we accept that its a suicide, we are going with what would be the simplest, easiest narratives for all parties involved. If we think its was assisted, ignored or just outright murder, then we're tin-foiling it in the eyes of many

I just don't know what to think. It's just way too convenient and sounds torn from a screenplay. Divorcing myself from it seems impossible.

Oh well, back to other things.
 
It's so very hard to know how and what to think.

I have an imagination, prone to paranoia about government, way before recent Deep State stuff, decades really. Distrusting the government for me goes back to Vietnam days.

I watch tv and movies and am influenced by what I see. It's unavoidable,"

If we accept that its a suicide, we are going with what would be the simplest, easiest narratives for all parties involved. If we think its was assisted, ignored or just outright murder, then we're tin-foiling it in the eyes of many

I just don't know what to think. It's just way too convenient and sounds torn from a screenplay. Divorcing myself from it seems impossible.

Oh well, back to other things.

:thumbup
 
Couple more days and this story is gone...just like they wanted.
 
Seems we’re getting off topic here.
I’ll try to bring it back. So yesterday I tried 5 Guys fries again and seemed like they were recooked. As horrible as any fries I ever tried, I probably won’t ever go back.
 
Couple more days and this story is gone...just like they wanted.

Not if you're watching TMZ.

The public is not buying it.

Bones broken at the adam's apple and both sides of the thyroid.

He was unattended for 3 hours. Both guards reported to be asleep at the time.


It's possible Epstein may have been murdered first and then hurled over the bunk beds to make it look like a suicide.


But then again, I recently had McDonald's fries fresh. It would be a bummer if McDonald's fries are served soggy, after-the-fact to inmates in NY ...
 
Not if you're watching TMZ.

The public is not buying it.

Bones broken at the adam's apple and both sides of the thyroid.

He was unattended for 3 hours. Both guards reported to be asleep at the time.


It's possible Epstein may have been murdered first and then hurled over the bunk beds to make it look like a suicide.


But then again, I recently had McDonald's fries fresh. It would be a bummer if McDonald's fries are served soggy, after-the-fact to inmates in NY ...

I was ready to buy the suicide story. But then I found out that the hallway cameras were offline for the time he died. :thumbdown
People were paid. :wow

McDonalds used to be the best when they were fresh cut and fried in rendered beef fat. But that was many years ago.

Still very good, however.
 
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I was ready to buy the suicide story. But then I found out that the hallway cameras were offline for the time he died. :thumbdown
People were paid. :wow

Where did you hear this? The only information I can find says no cameras recorded his death, not that cameras were not functioning.
 
Is it normal to have a volunteer watching a prominent criminal? How is this even a thing?

I like McD's fries a lot. They salt them well and they are a good proportion. I also feel like McDs has improved a lot in the last few years although I wish they brought back Supersize.
 
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