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McRib is returning!

dang, i think they were a $.99 special when they came out in the 90s no, or were they always high price?

also the horse sperm, i just heard a podcast about fear factor with joe rogan about the episode that ended the series. This is fukn hilarious chugging donkey cum

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Now here’s a dilemma. I’m sure the rest of you comparing my beloved McRib to horsemeat or donkey jizz will think I’m a complete mental case here. But true McRib connoisseurs will sympathize with me.

I’ve finished up with company business early down in Torrance. I checked out of my hotel. It’s 10am. Do I...hang around in the area until 11 and grab a couple more before bidding it farewell for another handful of years, but by doing so get caught up in LA lunchtime traffic trying to get out of town? Or do I just kiss it off and get on 405, sorry...the 405, and get out of here while I have a chance at minimizing the traffic?

These are these hard choices in my life people. I sit in a Coffee Bean parking lot trying to decide.
 
When people look back on life they regret the things they didn't do, the things they missed out on. Go ahead and have that final McRib, don't live a lifetime of regret.
 
TheRobSJ said:
Now here’s a dilemma. I’m sure the rest of you comparing my beloved McRib to horsemeat or donkey jizz will think I’m a complete mental case here. But true McRib connoisseurs will sympathize with me.

I’ve finished up with company business early down in Torrance. I checked out of my hotel. It’s 10am. Do I...hang around in the area until 11 and grab a couple more before bidding it farewell for another handful of years, but by doing so get caught up in LA lunchtime traffic trying to get out of town? Or do I just kiss it off and get on 405, sorry...the 405, and get out of here while I have a chance at minimizing the traffic?

These are these hard choices in my life people. I sit in a Coffee Bean parking lot trying to decide.
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Is there any other food item available between there and your home you will enjoy as much as a McRib? If not then you better sit tight and savor that last McRib. Otherwise gtfo of dodge and eat the other thing.
 
If in LA you can't any more than a mile in any direction from a McDonalds. Get one for the road.
 
TheRobSJ said:
Now here’s a dilemma. I’m sure the rest of you comparing my beloved McRib to horsemeat or donkey jizz will think I’m a complete mental case here. But true McRib connoisseurs will sympathize with me.

I’ve finished up with company business early down in Torrance. I checked out of my hotel. It’s 10am. Do I...hang around in the area until 11 and grab a couple more before bidding it farewell for another handful of years, but by doing so get caught up in LA lunchtime traffic trying to get out of town? Or do I just kiss it off and get on 405, sorry...the 405, and get out of here while I have a chance at minimizing the traffic?

These are these hard choices in my life people. I sit in a Coffee Bean parking lot trying to decide.
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YOLO, bish. Load up!!!!
 
I fucked up. Chose to get outta town before shit got real on the roads. Turns out they got real on Grapevine. Waze sent me up 101 instead of I-5. Stopped at McDonalds in Santa Maria...no McRib. God dammit. Almost want to turn around and drive 175 miles back to where I was.
 
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"Hi everyone. My name is Rob and I'm... I'm a McRibaholic. I'm zero days sober."

"Hi, Rob!"
 
One day sober. Already having withdrawals.
 
No mcribs ever again, or, unlimited mcribs for the rest of ur life but you have to put a penis in your mouth and hold it there for 5 seconds...no condom. What does rob do?
 
Doesn't everybody keep an emergency dental dam in the glovebox for such an occasion..?
 
Rob washes the taste of hobo penis down with 2 McRibs
 
Well I guess it sucks that they didn’t come up with the HPV vaccine before I turned 26, because that’s an easy choice. I’d pick hobo cawk every day and twice on Sunday if it got me unlimited McRibs for life.
 
I bet a McRib is better than the real ribs provided to us yesterday at work. More fat than meat, yuck.
 
TheRobSJ said:
Well I guess it sucks that they didn’t come up with the HPV vaccine before I turned 26, because that’s an easy choice. I’d pick hobo cawk every day and twice on Sunday if it got me unlimited McRibs for life.
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With an answer this emphatic in the affirmative, i think we need to up the bar. What if the hobo films the deed?
 
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