Mega Millons

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drawing for the $1 billion jackpot is this evening

 

[Eldritch]

You could buy every-thing and every-one at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Not really. To guys like Bezos and the Waltons, a Billion isn't even that impressive.

Honestly, when I shook the boat too much trying to flex that cash to influence change in Washington, I would probably end up assassinated or more than likely involved in some fabricated scandal that would bankrupt me.

 

[sprorchid]

I'm ready to be struck by lightening.

 

[Eldritch]

I'm ready to be struck by lightening.

Way, way more likely.

 

[spdt509]

NOONE's netting a 1B, the feds takes a big a$$ chunk of it, more like 600+ mil. still, that's some serious f**k you money.....artyarty

 

[AbsolutEnduser]

And which news tells the numbers on TV ?

 

[Yakoo752]

NOONE's netting a 1B, the feds takes a big a$$ chunk of it, more like 600+ mil. still, that's some serious f**k you money.....artyarty

Lump sum drops you to under 600M then taxes hit

 

[sprorchid]

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[Blankpage]

I nice spread on the coast and a gtr daily driver. I'm not greedy, I don't need that much.

 

[mikev]

man this is bullshit I SPECIFICALLY asked the lady at the store to sell me a winning ticket.

 

[Abacinator]

I didn't win. That means some jackoff goes home with a cool half bil'!

 

[m_asim]

I went to buy a ticket this morning, only to find out that Mega Millions ticket is now $2. I put my dollar back in the wallet and walked out

 

[bikeama]

I didn't win. That means some jackoff goes home with a cool half bil'!

Nope. You get to lose another $2.00 then someone else will go home with $900M

 

[ABC]

I went to buy a ticket this morning, only to find out that Mega Millions ticket is now $2. I put my dollar back in the wallet and walked out

That’s how I felt the other day, but I was to committed already. I felt like it was the right move... that day I lost 2 dollars..

 

[Abacinator]

Nope. You get to lose another $2.00 then someone else will go home with $900M

Looks like I was wrong! No winners. Shit is up to 1.6 billion now

 

[Mike95060]

Looks like I was wrong! No winners. Shit is up to 1.6 billion now

At this rate there is a chance someone will walk with 1B after the lump and taxes.....wowza.

 

[Blankpage]

Thats nuts. Could be 1000 prizes of $1M each.

 

[RRR70]

$2! arty

 

[CDONA]

Any more luck involved buying your ticket with a $2 bill?

I dropped $10 yesterday for tix, and lost 1 billion. Can I claim that on my taxes?

 

[augustiron]

Lottery: " tonight's jackpot, $235 million dollars"
America: "yawn, whateves, let's go to Popeyes for a bucket"

Lottery: " tonight's jackpot, $1,000 million"
America: "OMG, i called in sick to work and I've been waiting in line at quickie mart for six hours to buy $200 in tickets!!!!"