Hey I resemble that statement. Funny thing is I hadn't hit a golf ball since like 2008 and we recently had a company meeting at a resort in Vermont. The second day was a team building event and we had to pick between hiking, golf, wine tasting and yoga. So for various reasons I picked golf because one of the guys on my team golfed and everyone else on our team was hiking and I couldn't due to messed up knees. They gave us clubs and it was open bar on the green, I think I need to give an honorable mention the the beer girl she kept us more than amply supplied with alcoholic beverages I drank more at the meeting than I have in the last 4 years combined and fuckin eh if everyone at my company drinks like fucking fish. So I found out we only got 3 balls provided by the club so I purchased the cheapest 3 packs they had so I was prepared. Turns out the golf ball gods smiled on me that day and for every ball I lost I found one in the rough while looking for it. I actually managed to keep 75% of my balls more or less on the fairway and green. I drove my work buddy nuts asking him which club to use on every hit but he did give me some great advice that really helped me out with what game I had. I had a ton of fun but that could be the alcohol fueled memories I have and it almost makes me want to take it up but don't really know anyone who golfs here who would mind doing rounds with a hack like me and not taking it to seriously.
And if my overweight old ass can do it decently it is not a sport.