This session’s work happened Christmas Eve. The stars were aligned: borrowed electricity and newly installed lighting meant I could now work at nights, Jessica was overseas on a biz trip, the kids were chilling at home. A perfect excuse to play in the bat cave!
In my previous session I learned that a sitting engine is unprotected by oil. I knew it was important to lube up the engine before starting it. I decided to progress cautiously so as to reduce any risk of damage.
I oil can squirted a tablespoon’s worth of oil into each cylinder and slathered the valve train. Easy!

Next: work the engine gently and circulate the oil. BARF Garage posters offered suggestions to build oil pressure some recommending running the starter, others turning a wrench. I opted to use the drivetrain reasoning I could get better leverage and feel. I thought a starter might be too fast and harsh while using a wrench too slow and tedious. Maybe it really didn’t matter. In any case, leaving the plugs out would make it easier to turn the engine because there would be no resistance from having to compress gasses.
With the engine squirted down, and tranny in neutral I roll the bike out of the cave and along the driveway. 150’ and I am now the street trying to catch my breath. Holy crap the bike feels porky and so do I

. It has a high rolling resistance - I bet the tires needed air. I recover after a minute...maybe five

. Steadying the bike is tricky when you’re light headed. I try my best not to drop the bike.
Let’s do this. Tapping the shifter lever I put her into 6th gear. Shove off down the street, pop the clutch, PUSH!!! The engine turns but I can’t see what’s going on. Are the cams and pistons moving? It’s dark here - the streetlight is far away and there is almost no moonlight. I’m leaned way forward pumping my oldman legs trying to keep the bike rolling. I listen, the first 15 feet is mostly silent and then I hear some gurgling noises. Hey its the sound of the pistons pushing and sucking. A Honda V4 as you've never heard. I think the oil pump has built pressure. After just 30 yards of this I am spent. I stop and suck wind for several minutes barely able to hold myself up let alone the bike. I could use Santa’s reindeers right about now. Meanwhile I’m hoping the neighbors don’t mistake me for a bike thief and call the cops.
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I finally regain my composure, and turn the bike around for the return trip back to the garage. I manage to make it back alive and coast her into a Baxley chock (on loan from BARFer & build buddy, APF).
I collapse onto a stool in a full on sweat wheezing and redfaced. Under the shop lights the valvetrain looks happily lubed. Me thinks the oil pump works and the engine's thirst for oil has been slaked

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Then triumph turns to

. I see oil dripping on the garage floor and why is it dripping from the radiator? Why is the radiator all shiny?!


I hurry grab some cardboard and slide it under the bike. Oh crap it’s dripping in back, too!



I place more cardboard on the ground. Where’s all this oil coming from? I see oil dripping from the chain and the radiator.




I grab a rag and try to catch what I can. It turns out that with valve covers off, the oil flow is not contained, shall I say, very well. Hindsight is always 20/20. Also, with the V4’s layout the forward cylinder section is at a 60 degree tilt so any oil easily spills over. There must be a snail trail of oil along the street and driveway. Big oops. If there ever is a next time I will do this in the daylight.
So at least the good news is the engine is oiled up and that much closer to firing up. I'll be sure to top off any lost oil.
Next up…..valve check.