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Singles Events???

Would you go to a singles event?

  • Yes, sounds great!

    Votes: 41 50.6%

  • No way, I'm otherwise involved with a significant other.

    Votes: 16 19.8%

  • Maybe, depends on what, where, and when.

    Votes: 24 29.6%
  • Total voters
    81
Roundboy said:
Must have titties and a ba-donk-a-donk butt. I don't like dirty ass gotta have a clean ass....."

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Been thinking about this for days, ....Duuuuuuhh!! ........ But having given it much thought I've come to the sad (but realistic) conclusion, ........I have no F@#$EN idea what a "ba-donk-a-donk butt" is.:wtf
 
I've been watching this thread with intrest, being single. There is only one problem. Where ever I go there I am! If I "don't got game" then going to a singles event isn't going to help. I'm still going home alone, sorta speak. So I might as well just chill.

I am confused about something though. vivaglamangel, what the f@$% do you need a singles event for? Your picture's hot, your posts are warm, witty and intelligent. It would seem like you could date anyone you wanted any time you wanted? Hell, that probably goes for all the girls on the list. The girls are few and us boys are many.

Greg
 
Awww thanks for the compliment. . . .wow. . .but to be honest. . . .I think it's slim pickings on guys right now. . .and I'm sure most of the single girls on barf would agree. . . . . we don't want the frog. .we want the prince. . . .and trust me. . there's alot of frogs out there. . lol
 
vivaglamangel said:
Awww thanks for the compliment. . . .wow. . .but to be honest. . . .I think it's slim pickings on guys right now. . .and I'm sure most of the single girls on barf would agree. . . . . we don't want the frog. .we want the prince. . . .and trust me. . there's alot of frogs out there. . lol
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not to mention...JUST PLAIN ATTACHED!!!
 
Don't forget ... *drumroll* ... I'm sure a lot of guys on BARF would probably be in a different mindset at such an event. You might see a little something different behind the curtain.

I'm still a newbie, but I can already name several guys who would easily pass the prince test for the right woman. So have hope, ladies!

(For the record, I'm on hiatus from dating for a bit so I ain't naming myself. :twofinger I'm just here to show some love. I've obviously been living in Santa Cruz too long.)
 
[...I ain't naming myself. :twofinger I'm just here to show some love. I've obviously been living in Santa Cruz too long.) [/B]
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definately been in SC too long :laughing oh well, im sure you'll come to your sences soon enough and come join the other side of the hill.
 
twisted TLR:
YUCK!. . .If your not a prince naturally. . . .ummmm. . .we can't help you out! LOL

Billness: easily pass the prince test for the right woman huh???. . .yes I suppose that is true. . . and besides good things come to those who wait. . . .:)
 
Harpo said:
Been thinking about this for days, ....Duuuuuuhh!! ........ But having given it much thought I've come to the sad (but realistic) conclusion, ........I have no F@#$EN idea what a "ba-donk-a-donk butt" is.:wtf
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Dude, two words, Missy..... Elliot
 
Roundboy singing at work.....


"Girl you're my angel....you're my darling angel....."


sidenote: Roundboy is getting less round........went from 220 to 209 in the past two months and still working my way back to 180 "In season" shape...........I've been running crossing patterns and fades in the warehouse at work :laughing
 
Harpo said:
Been thinking about this for days, ....Duuuuuuhh!! ........ But having given it much thought I've come to the sad (but realistic) conclusion, ........I have no F@#$EN idea what a "ba-donk-a-donk butt" is.:wtf
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Ummmmmm.... just saw the avatar belonging to "deltaonex." Does that qualify? :wow

As for singles events.... ahem....
I went to the Exotic-Erotic Ball a few times (many years ago when it was still at Pier ... uh... 40? 42? One of them.) Aaaanyway, it was quite fun. Might be a fun event for some of the the more open minded singles out there.
 
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vivaglamangel said:
. .and I'm sure most of the single girls on barf would agree. . . . . we don't want the frog. .we want the prince. . . .and trust me. . there's alot of frogs out there. . lol
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Ribbit, ..Ribbit! :laughing :laughing :laughing God I crack myself up sometimes.:teeth

Oh, and Ribbit, ..Ribbit! is the sound a Little,Angry,Bald,SuprJew makes when trying to impersonate a frog. (Sorry, hard to type, ......Still cracking myself up)
 
Roundboy said:
sidenote: Roundboy is getting less round........went from 220 to 209 in the past two months and still working my way back to 180 "In season" shape...........I've been running crossing patterns and fades in the warehouse at work :laughing
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Yea, I'm sure the ice cream eating contests are rapidly helping you to attain your goals. :laughing :laughing :laughing
Oh god! There I go cracking myself up again.
Much more of this crap and I'm gonna have to quit my day job (as a rocket scientist of course) and be comedian:teeth :twofinger
 
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