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The Official 2015/2016 NFL Thread

Goff to the Browns in 3... 2... 1...

(Just don't wear #2. If being named QB of these current Browns is bad luck, wearing #2 almost assures a short career and a long fade into obscurity.)
 
I honestly thought they already had. He will sign with the Cowgirls by 3/11/16.

I don't think so. Unless JerryWorld includes straitjackets, aversion therapy and other forms of alternative therapies including mind control and 24-hr physical confinement..

I think this dude is finished, at least for a year or two...he's gotta wear a hairshirt for a while. To me, he has gone over into Charlie Sheen land.
 
I'm thinking the Greg Hardy thing may have soured Jerry on some of the reclamation projects.

BTW, Johnny's being investigated again for an altercation with a lady friend.

I think they're also looking at RG3 and both the Browns and the Boys are considering the kid from North Dakota State, Carson Wentz, who looks like he could be another Ben Roethlesburger.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/players/1907522/carson-wentz

Either way, depending on which QB goes higher in the draft to the Browns, Goff or Wentz, Jerry will regret not drafting the remaining one if he doesn't.
 
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I'm thinking the Greg Hardy thing may have soured Jerry on some of the reclamation projects.

BTW, Johnny's being investigated again for an altercation with a lady friend.

I think they're also looking at RG3 and both the Browns and the Boys are considering the kid from North Dakota State, Carson Wentz, who looks like he could be another Ben Roethlesburger.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/players/1907522/carson-wentz

Either way, depending on which QB goes higher in the draft to the Browns, Goff or Wentz, Jerry will regret not drafting the remaining one if he doesn't.

Yeah, a lot of folks are assuming RGII in Dallas is a slam dunk, but Johnny Football is a Texas Demigod who will sell tickets by the bucket load for the mighty Crapstar in Arlington. Assuming that head case knows his place in the world and doesn't hold out for money, JJ won't be able to resist a cheap seat seller like him. I think everyone in Dallas knows they need something splashy for next time Romo shatters to pieces (week 3? 4 maybe?)


No way! They can't have him. That is Chip Kelly's boy! (you guys are screwed)
 

Fitzpatrick gets no credit whatsoever. He's good enough to come in and enable two WRs to get 1000 yards, but not good enough to keep his starting job. He's a free agent and there's a good chance that Jersey-B doesn't re-sign him :)wtf).

It may be good for Kaep. He's faster, more experienced, and maybe even a little better passer than Geno. He'll walk in as the starter if he gets signed, because that would probably seal the fate of Fitz as a free agent.

maybe Fitz to Houston? I can see that working.

or Fitz to.....Santa Clara??!?!?!?!!??!?!?! duh-duh-DUHHHH
 
No way! They can't have him. That is Chip Kelly's boy! (you guys are screwed)

I'm thinking Keap is none too pleased with the conversations he's had so far with Kelly. I don't know why that is but I'm guessing it has something to do with Kelly letting him know who is control of the team and where Kaep fits into Kelly's plans. I used to think Kaep was getting a bad rap and thought people talking shit about him acting like a douchebag were just showing their jealous streak. I'm not saying I agree with those sentiments but I've moved toward him being a puffed up heartless pussy over the past two years. Certainly not someone I want leading the 49er offense. So if he can't suck it up and get with the program I'm hoping they move him down the road.

...and I still say he's Jeddy-bear's boy and has been from the start.

P.S. I wonder if we could get Mangold for him and a second or third round pic?
 
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Already debunked.

Jets are gonna pay Fitzmagic and they have Kaep Jr on the bench in Geno Smith.

I'm still saying Kaep to Cleveland.
 
After digging some more, it seems liek that was a rumor started by a guy at the NY Daily News who has about the same credibility there that Kawakami and Cohn (either one) do here.
 
After digging some more, it seems liek that was a rumor started by a guy at the NY Daily News who has about the same credibility there that Kawakami and Cohn (either one) do here.

I don't like Kwakamami for personal reasons. But both he and Cohn have been more right than wrong over the years I've followed them.
 
Fitzpatrick gets no credit whatsoever. He's good enough to come in and enable two WRs to get 1000 yards, but not good enough to keep his starting job. He's a free agent and there's a good chance that Jersey-B doesn't re-sign him :)wtf).

It may be good for Kaep. He's faster, more experienced, and maybe even a little better passer than Geno. He'll walk in as the starter if he gets signed, because that would probably seal the fate of Fitz as a free agent.

maybe Fitz to Houston? I can see that working.

or Fitz to.....Santa Clara??!?!?!?!!??!?!?! duh-duh-DUHHHH

I remember a couple of years back and Fitz had like one of the top 3 highest QB rating in football when he was with the Bills and nobody said shit about him, then the Bills cut him. I don't know why, but the press seems to ignore him and teams don't keep him. He must have some retarded people skills or something.

I'm thinking Keap is none too pleased with the conversations he's had so far with Kelly. I don't know why that is but I'm guessing it has something to do with Kelly letting him know who is control of the team and where Kaep fits into Kelly's plans. I used to think Kaep was getting a bad rap and thought people talking shit about him acting like a douchebag were just showing their jealous streak. I'm not saying I agree with those sentiments but I've moved toward him being a puffed up heartless pussy over the past two years. Certainly not someone I want leading the 49er offense. So if he can't suck it up and get with the program I'm hoping they move him down the road.

...and I still say he's Jeddy-bear's boy and has been from the start.

P.S. I wonder if we could get Mangold for him and a second or third round pic?

I seriously doubt that the Jets would pay anything for him. If I'm the Jets, I just wait till the Niners release him and then sign him cheap as a reclamation project. The Niners would have to be out of their fucking minds to keep him on roster for 16m next year. What kind of Free Agents could that money buy to patch this team up? I think Gabbert can be a real winner in San Jose if they let him be and build a team around him. He'll never be Peyton, or even Eli, but a solid guy that hard running and brutal defense can win Superbowls with.
 

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I remember a couple of years back and Fitz had like one of the top 3 highest QB rating in football when he was with the Bills and nobody said shit about him, then the Bills cut him. I don't know why, but the press seems to ignore him and teams don't keep him. He must have some retarded people skills or something.

He graduated from Harvard, he's probably so highly intelligent us normal dumb people might think he has Asberger's.
 
I'm thinking Keap is none too pleased with the conversations he's had so far with Kelly. I don't know why that is but I'm guessing it has something to do with Kelly letting him know who is control of the team and where Kaep fits into Kelly's plans. I used to think Kaep was getting a bad rap and thought people talking shit about him acting like a douchebag were just showing their jealous streak. I'm not saying I agree with those sentiments but I've moved toward him being a puffed up heartless pussy over the past two years. Certainly not someone I want leading the 49er offense. So if he can't suck it up and get with the program I'm hoping they move him down the road.

...and I still say he's Jeddy-bear's boy and has been from the start.

They aren't allowed to talk about anything football related until April when offseason workouts start, so there's really no way that this could have happened.
 
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