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The Official 2015/2016 NFL Thread

Bowling4Bikes said:
and here's Chris again:
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I was laughing my ass off at Chris, such talent...he must be a professional comedic writer. :rofl

Jesus Fucking Christ. Hey, let’s fire the best coach the franchise has seen since Bill Walsh and hire a guy that changed the oil on my Nissan Versa last week.
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Made me curious, I had to go read their Dolphins roast page. This one killed me.

The last time the Dolphins were really good, we had two white running backs.
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CocoLoco said:
Yeah, he was one of those "huge" losses the 9ers suffered over the off season.
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The Cards O-line is suffering between this and suspension, and with Palmer being as fragile as he's been their defense will carry most of the load, again.

They did sign Chris Johnson.
 
Johndicezx9 said:
Hard Knocks really does have a lot of slow motion montages of JJ Watt... :laughing

BTW, Iupati out 6 to 8 weeks with... *pregnant pause*... a knee injury.
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I have been out 6-8 weeks with a knee injury before I could even start rehab after surgery. Joint injuries are the worst kind.
 
Eldritch said:
I think he sounds like a man who would not approve of my plans to televise gladiatorial combat to the death between Death Row inmates seeking a cash reward.
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Yeah, you'll probably want to avoid inviting him to help pitch it to producers.

I couldn't help but think of Ray Lewis when Borland was talking about the NFL-new-player orientation and the "fall guy" instructions the retired NFL player was giving to the youngsters. And that was last year. It made me a little sick. And yet I'll be watching come Sunday.
 
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CocoLoco said:
Yeah, you'll probably want to avoid inviting him to help pitch it to producers.

I couldn't help but think of Ray Lewis when Borland was talking about the NFL-new-player orientation and the "fall guy" instructions the retired NFL player was giving to the youngsters. And that was last year. It made me a little sick. And yet I'll be watching come Sunday.
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Good. I always tell folks that I have no interest whatsoever in Baseball or Basketball because there simply isn't enough violence. Hockey isn't really violent enough either, but it gets a pass for the fist fights. :laughing
 
Geezus, now we're deeper into preseason and practices, ACL's are tearing like paper mache. Panthers lost a good receiver, Dolphins lost their starting safety, on and on the merry go round turns. :(
 
Eldritch said:
Good. I always tell folks that I have no interest whatsoever in Baseball or Basketball because there simply isn't enough violence. Hockey isn't really violent enough either, but it gets a pass for the fist fights. :laughing
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I friend of mine used to hold the Colonial Hockey League record for most penalty minutes in a game. He left the penalty box and dove fists first into the opposing teams bench. :laughing [/non sequitur]
 
wazzuFreddo said:
I friend of mine used to hold the Colonial Hockey League record for most penalty minutes in a game. He left the penalty box and dove fists first into the opposing teams bench. :laughing [/non sequitur]
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I can't ice skate to save my damn life, but Hockey is a man's sport up there with Rugby. :laughing
 
Eldritch said:
I can't ice skate to save my damn life, but Hockey is a man's sport up there with Rugby. :laughing
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Minor league hockey is the best. My friend touches things off here at 0:41 :laughing

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