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The Official 2015/2016 NFL Thread

Pats' Brady suspended four games, Bills with no QB other than journeyman Cassel, Jets QB with a broken jaw from a Jets LB punch leaving them with journeyman QB Fitzpatrick...

This is going to be a good year in the AFC East. :laughing
 

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Zerox said:
Pats' Brady suspended four games, Bills with no QB other than journeyman Cassel, Jets QB with a broken jaw from a Jets LB punch leaving them with journeyman QB Fitzpatrick...

This is going to be a good year in the AFC East. :laughing
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haha...yeah the door for Tannehill and the Dolphins to take advantage of a shaky division is right in front of them. The big Q is: will they? they have weapons on offense and defense. And iirc they've played very well at the beginning of the last few seasons, only to fade as the games got more important.

looking at their schedule, the last two games are home against the Colts then the Pats. I think they're whole year will come down to those two games.

good luck!
 
:rofl
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-san-francisco-49ers-1724542048

A few of the gems I found:
The only thing left of this team is the shadow it cast on the wall just before the nuclear bomb went off.
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No one actually LIVES in San Francisco. Don’t be silly. Living on a space station is more feasible for the average American. You wouldn’t actually want to live there anyway. The only people walking around town now are selfish, tech-speak mandroids, each one with the explicit life goal of ascending Amazon’s hallowed Ladder of Triumph.
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The Niners are the full and glorious realization of the NFL’s most bloodless ambitions. They force fans to pay the most money possible to go to the least convenient stadium possible, all in service of a team that is now so wealthy, it can afford to suck in perpetuity.
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Hope is how they lured you to the Jeanhole to watch a game to begin with.
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CocoLoco said:
:rofl
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:laughing classic!

my fave was a comment from Chris:

Chris said:
The Oakland Raiders declined to hire our new DC.
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to be fair: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-oakland-raiders-1719710243

quotes:

-This franchise has been eating shit for so long that Del Rio’s career record looks like the feat of a God at this point. OMG HE ALMOST WENT .500 WHAT IS THAT LIKE?

-Here is where I remind you that the Raiders’ original proposed stadium design included an eternal flame in memory of Al Davis, which seems redundant, given that Hell itself is ablaze 24/7.

and here's Chris again:

Chris said:
Chris:

Lane Kiffin: 4-12 record – retained the following season

Tom Cable: 8-8, vastly outperforming talent – fired

Hue Jackson: 8-8, vastly outperforming talent – fired

Dennis Allen: 4-12 – retained (x2)

Tom Cable vastly outperformed the talent he had and beat the shit out of his assistant coaches. Both of these qualities made him wildly popular with fans. Naturally, he was fired after his first full season.
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Johndicezx9 said:
D'OH!!!

http://www.49ers.com/news/article-2...-6-Games/204e1842-5dcb-44a1-bd31-063d68b26d5b
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JD, did you bother to read the whole thing?
The probability of a suspension was known when we signed Jerome. Since joining the 49ers, Jerome has proven to be a great teammate. Although he will not be able to participate in the first six weeks of the season, Jerome has done everything asked of him, both on and off the field. We are in full support of the NFL’s decision, and look forward to Jerome’s future contributions to our organization.
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Johndicezx9 said:
Why do you read shit into every fucking post? You sure are a sensitive little flower.... :laughing

Yes, probable... some would say inevitable... i just fucking posted it did! :thumbup :thumbup
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:laughing
Take it easy there flame-tard. It was a relatively simple question. Your "D'oh" comment made it seem like it was a surprise.:twofinger
 
CocoLoco said:
:laughing
Take it easy there flame-tard. It was a relatively simple question. Your "D'oh" comment made it seem like it was a surprise.:twofinger
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I know, you're probably a little sensitive after getting bitch slapped in the Political Forum like you did.... :laughing :thumbup

Now let's keep it civil here, champ, sports is important!
 
Bowling4Bikes said:
haha...yeah the door for Tannehill and the Dolphins to take advantage of a shaky division is right in front of them. The big Q is: will they? they have weapons on offense and defense. And iirc they've played very well at the beginning of the last few seasons, only to fade as the games got more important.
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Yup, Fins are one of the absolute worst December teams the past 10 years. What makes it worse is that it's usually a team massively under .500 on the December schedule, the only thing preventing Fins from securing a playoff spot...and that .500 team beats Miami like a drum. :cry
 
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