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What Would Jesus Drive?

What Would Jesus Drive

  • Car

    Votes: 2 1.3%
  • Truck

    Votes: 10 6.7%
  • SUV

    Votes: 3 2.0%
  • Beetle or VW Bus

    Votes: 32 21.3%
  • R-1

    Votes: 10 6.7%
  • RC 51

    Votes: 7 4.7%
  • GXSR-1000

    Votes: 7 4.7%
  • Hayabusa

    Votes: 11 7.3%
  • Any Ducati

    Votes: 17 11.3%
  • Any Aprilia

    Votes: 1 0.7%
  • Indian

    Votes: 5 3.3%
  • Harley

    Votes: 7 4.7%
  • Triumph?

    Votes: 9 6.0%
  • Moto Guzzi

    Votes: 7 4.7%
  • O.G. Vincent Black Shadow

    Votes: 22 14.7%

  • Total voters
    150
I'm enjoying this thread.

I've read some aggressive things about Jesus...

Walked on the raging sea
Not afraid of a gory death
Friend of sinners
Performed spectacular miracles
Took a real whip to the hypocrites
Called-out the reigning authorities
Drew huge crowds
Counter-culture

On the other hand he was born in a manger and rode into Jerusalem on a donkey.

So while he may have been perfectly happy with a VW for his humble transportation, I think he's looking to the GSXR-1000 and a day at the track for something a little more true to his basic personality. ...


7 The earth trembled and quaked,
and the foundations of the mountains shook;
they trembled because he was angry.
8 Smoke rose from his nostrils;
consuming fire came from his mouth,
burning coals blazed out of it.
9 He parted the heavens and came down;
dark clouds were under his feet.
10 He mounted the cherubim and flew;
he soared on the wings of the wind.
11 He made darkness his covering, his canopy around him-
the dark rain clouds of the sky.
12 Out of the brightness of his presence clouds advanced,
with hailstones and bolts of lightning.

and check this out...

11I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and makes war. 12His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself. 13He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God. 14The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean. 15Out of his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations. "He will rule them with an iron scepter."[1] He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty. 16On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written: |scKING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS.

Peace!
 
I dont know him personally but I thought he could float or had some superpowers like that so I think of floating rockers like the Ducati! I dont know but I still think he would look cool on a 998 F1 or 996RS 02! Tucked behind the bubble at Daytona or using his leather sandals as kneepucks in Imola!
 
Well, I dunno about Jesus. But we know that Moses rode a British bike. The Bible tells us "all of Israel heard the roar of his Triumph."
 
I didn't vote because my choice wasn't listed -- I think Jesus would drive an El Camino.

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Cause he was poor he would drive an old, beat-up Oldsmobile.
 
I have seen god He passed me on the dash board of a 1967 chevy impala (sp) he was surounded by dingo balls and his furry friends were covering the seats the Leopard was on the front seat and the Zebra was on the back The guy he was with was praying to him He had his hands together on the little steering wheel (handcuffs)
It must have been god for Jesus was poor had this car was covered in bondo with mis matched tires and rims
 
MackeyStingray said:
i would think the "heavenly transporter" would be his mode of transportation. or a puffy white cloud.

no, you're thinking of sangoku in his younger days, he had the puffy white cloud.

the son of man would definitely not drive or ride anything that burned fossil fuels; that isn't what he's all about. i dunno if he'd even go for an insight, as the power for those usually comes from fossil fuels anyway. no, i think he would just teleport himself around, or spawn a couple copies of himself, or maybe just put himself in the hearts of men, that way he'd be everywhere, all the time.

failing that, i agree with kimchee, gotta be a spaceship. maybe a b-wing, those have a christian look about them. :)
 
Biblical sources don't seem to cover this one. They do help us with his disciple's car choice, and God's tho:

...the disciples came together in an Accord...

...and God, in his Fury drove Adam and Eve from the garden...
 
OK, I picked Indian, based on the widespread belief that Jesus's body is buried In Kashmir, near Srinagar.
 
Hayabusa with turbo...

The only bike that can ride on water.
 
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