What Would Jesus Drive?

[Moike]

I guess my humor was just too subtle (or just not funny)

Moses needed a GPS (or maybe he was an ADVrider too)

Well - I was laughing when I typed it...

Well, he did carry around that staff and those tablets, I guess those could be considered early farkles.

 

[Blacknblue]

He was a carpenter, so I see him in an ol' beat-up white Ford Econoline van with a spare tire bracketed to the rear door. He's got the window rolled down, 'cause the ac is busted. He rides friends dirtbikes and has a bunch of straps, oil cans, gas cans, and a full set of tools tucked alongside the odd skill-saw, heavy-duty rolled up extension cords and a plaster-splattered aluminum ladder. He wears a California Angels baseball cap with the duckbill turned up. He's the first to stop if he sees anyone broke down--his buddies tease him for that.

"Hey! Jesus! Did she tell you you were her "Savior" again?"

"Ha. Ha. Ha. Very funny. Can't you guys come up with something new?"



His bumper sticker reads: "How' my driving? Call 1-800-LOG-EYES."

 

[fezzick]

According to Jimmy Buffett, god don't own a car:

http://www.marcogiunco.com/Testi/000151_10.htm

Yeah, bro. JB rocks!!

 

[fezzick]

Good Lord People... That was Noah. hence Noah's Ark...

Moses got lost in the desert for 20 years (needed a GPS) but he did part the Red Sea along the way


... and I'm still sticking with KLR650 for Jesus

Getting off-topic here, but it is amazing how many people confuse Moses and Noah because of that. Noah FLOATED in an ark, but Moses had the priests CARRY his.

Seriously.

And, as far as what Jesus would drive, He wouldn't drive. He'd ride a VFR.

 

[crank1000]

Well, according to Ministry, he enjoyed building hot rods, however Jim White suggests he may have driven a Motor Home. I suspect the truth is somewhere in between.

 

[Feanor]

Blessed are the cheesemakers...

 

[yabusa8ate3]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20021113/ap_on_bi_ge/jesus_drives_2

jesus would drive anything up your ass then you can tell everyone what it is.

 

[TeamZigen]

Jesus on a Repsol

Jesus, don't ride anything. I think he did fine with his sandaled two feet. He's Jesus for Christ sake... but, I think he'd be on a Repsol if he so chose.

 

[weak_link]

but, I think he'd be on a Repsol if he so chose.

Certainly not one of the 500's, I think the devil saved all those for himself.

 

[zrex]

A Triumph!

Triumph has had more Resurrections than Jesus!

 

[crank1000]

Blessed are the cheesemakers...

But cursed is the frogurt.