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What Would Jesus Drive?

What Would Jesus Drive

  • Car

    Votes: 2 1.3%

  • Truck

    Votes: 10 6.7%

  • SUV

    Votes: 3 2.0%

  • Beetle or VW Bus

    Votes: 32 21.3%

  • R-1

    Votes: 10 6.7%

  • RC 51

    Votes: 7 4.7%

  • GXSR-1000

    Votes: 7 4.7%

  • Hayabusa

    Votes: 11 7.3%

  • Any Ducati

    Votes: 17 11.3%

  • Any Aprilia

    Votes: 1 0.7%

  • Indian

    Votes: 5 3.3%

  • Harley

    Votes: 7 4.7%

  • Triumph?

    Votes: 9 6.0%

  • Moto Guzzi

    Votes: 7 4.7%

  • O.G. Vincent Black Shadow

    Votes: 22 14.7%
  • Total voters
    150
Well, let's take a look at what Jesus like to do:

  • Hanging out with his "boys"
  • Drinking his home-made liquor (his first miracle was turning water into wine)
  • Fishing
  • He was a carpenter, so he would have to haul around tools, lumber, etc
  • Spending a lot of time traveling around - it would help if he could haul a camper.

 
If you notice that a Ducati 999 upside down ....
 
Jesus would definitely drive a humble carpenter's car... like a Woodie. He'd also ride a very unsophisticated bike. Something low tech that really shows you're not after the best. Something that shows you don't have much money but you don't care if other people know it. In fact you're proud to be a lower class citizen. Also something that would go well with his sandals. Jesus would ride a Kawasaki.
 
Citroen 2 CV

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2CV

2CV.jpg


Vive le Jesus
 
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Jesus would ride a Ducati cuz he was a little prick even until he got nailed on a stick...

Satan made me post that...he rides an Aprilia Tuono...

Hail Satan...AVE SATANA...
 
V4 said:
Jesus would ride a Ducati cuz he was a little prick even until he got nailed on a stick...
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I thought I was going to hell when I had someone take a pic of me walking on water on the Sea of Galilee. :rofl:rofl
 
wellbredred said:
I thought I was going to hell when I had someone take a pic of me walking on water on the Sea of Galilee. :rofl:rofl
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bah..:x

when that little prick Jesus walked on water, did anyone check how deep the water was...?

luv,

Lucifer
 
This came up in a lively discussion amongst friends a while back

We concluded that Jesus would ride a KLR650. He originally rode a mule and needed to get to obscure places. The KLR is the only option that has the simple low cost reliability and go anywhere capability that Jesus would need. Jesus would also be a frequent poster to ADVrider.com. His 12 riding buddies would be all over the map. KLR, KTM, Yamaha. They'd meet at Starbucks for the last supper every friday.
 
Jesus doesn't drive. He gets his buddies to give him rides to where he needs to go.
 
'JC' would be motoring up on a new Euro' 300cc Vespa (red of course) to party with the local 81's. Then he takes a new Beetle convertible to join with the Clampers in a charity shooting match.
When he's undercover though, you might see him behind the wheel of a PV544 delivery wagon. In the hood (for kicks), he puts his Segway in 'cloak' mode leaving only him visible.... jus' floating and motating, doing his thang.
 
an aprilia mille with 17/38 holy sprockets, and he could hit well over 210mph and only in 5th gear.
 
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