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2025/2026 NFL Thread

Raiders fans have been “feeling” that for the last 40+years.
I'm like this every year. LOL

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meanwhile

yall see that kid from JAX hit a fucking SEVENTY YARD FIELD GOAL

bonus trivia fact, it doesn't count for NFL historical records cause it was preseason... but it is the longest FG in recorded football history.

and it probably had 3 or 4 more yards in it.

insane.
 
meanwhile

yall see that kid from JAX hit a fucking SEVENTY YARD FIELD GOAL

bonus trivia fact, it doesn't count for NFL historical records cause it was preseason... but it is the longest FG in recorded football history.

and it probably had 3 or 4 more yards in it.

insane.
This kind of distance was inevitable. Eventually becoming normal. I remember a conversation I had with my father years ago while watching football, and he was remembering when a 40 yard field goal was news. In the 1960s, the average successful field goal was 26 yards. He had a pretty good idea to make field goals much less automatic as they are now: From the 50, for every ten yards the offense gets closer to the goal line, the field goal posts get closer together. Regulation as of now is 18' 6". So maybe by the time an offense is at the ten or less, the posts are only 4' wide. It would make extra points more difficult as well.
 
:laughing Do I sound like the heavy one in this line of exchange? :laughing
Yes. When you started off with this statement.

No the fuck he didn't Guys like that are locker room cancer. Deon Sanders played for like 6 teams in his 15 years or whatever it was, because he was fucking intolerable in a locker room.

meanwhile

I don't know why, but I was watching part of the Bengals v Commanders game and enjoyed the utter collapse of the Commanders in the 2nd quarter. Mitchel Tinsley should be a starting WR.
 
Yes. When you started off with this statement.

:laughing I think you underestimate how casually and easily I can disregard a human as fodder to be better ground into burger based on their lifestyle choices. It doesn't require any aggravation and takes almost no time out of my day.

On the upside, I am super curious to see how the rest of the Pre-Season plays out. While Abdul Carter seems to have skill, he may have a personality defect.

He won't survive the NY media if he can't control that, so maybe he will end up a Raider or Bengal.
 
:laughing I think you underestimate how casually and easily I can disregard a human as fodder to be better ground into burger based on their lifestyle choices. It doesn't require any aggravation and takes almost no time out of my day.
Fair enough!

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This is the shit I am talking about right here.


If the Giants can end 1 or 2 QB Careers this year, I don't even need another ring. Bring me back the days when Offenses were literally afraid for their lives when they played us.
Never gonna happen as next year the NFL is going flag as they already treat certain QBs (looking at you Mahomie) as a non-touchable target. With WR1 prices reaching record levels they are the next to be afforded enhanced protection rules. :ROFLMAO: Maybe they will still let your teams D fuck with the tight ends and RBs.
 
We shall see. The real football teams bathed in nearly a century of blood might have to have a hard check on BS new guy teams like the Chiefs and their douchey AFC style football.
 
We shall see. The real football teams bathed in nearly a century of blood might have to have a hard check on BS new guy teams like the Chiefs and their douchey AFC style football.
I think we coin a new term. Mahdouchey to properly explain this decline to future generations.
 
I think we coin a new term. Mahdouchey to properly explain this decline to future generations.
Really it should be called the BuFRady era. Until protecting Butt Fumble Brady was the word of the day, it was still a classic sport. AFC type teams couldn't win a Superbowl to save their lives up until that point. Bruising Defensive Terror NFC teams won like 15 Superbowls in a row or some shit like that. Most of my Football Life growing up, damn near every Superbowl was won by the Niners or an NFC East Team.
 
Sanchez did the butt fumble, Brady was the snowjob. And he was protected by the zebras too.
 
Cam Ward, if he can stay in one piece, has looked the part as first draft pick.

Early days though.
 
Ward’s first game will be against the 2024 defense that lead the league in sacks.
 
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