I just wanted to mention that I don't own a Glock - I think they look funny.
But on to my point - I did a yahoo search on hoplophobia, and found this cool quote:
Alan Korwin, author of the Arizona Gun Owner's Guide and one of the media participants, chalks up the media's lack of attention to Second Amendment issues to "hoplophobia," which is an irrational fear of firearms. When asked what a rational fear of firearms would be, Korwin replies, "When someone is pointing a loaded gun at you."
It also led me to this ChangeThatsRightNow.com website, which apparently uses templates and semi-generic names of phobias, to describe how debilitating a phobia is, and their sure-fire treatment:
http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/shortdescriptionlist.asp?phobiaid=1603
This produces such awesome quotes as:
What is Firearms Phobia?
Defined as "firearms", each year this surprisingly common phobia causes countless people needless distress.
To add insult to an already distressing condition, most firearms phobia therapies take months or years and sometimes even require the patient to be exposed repeatedly to their fear. We believe that not only is this totally unnecessary, it will often make the condition worse. And it is particularly cruel as firearms phobia can be eliminated with the right methods and just 24 hours of commitment by the phobic individual.
Known by a number of names - Hoplophobia, Fear of Firearms, and Fear of Guns being the most common - the problem often significantly impacts the quality of life. It can cause panic attacks and keep people apart from loved ones and business associates. Symptoms typically include shortness of breath, rapid breathing, irregular heartbeat, sweating, nausea, and overall feelings of dread, although everyone experiences firearms phobia in their own way and may have different symptoms. .
Though a variety of potent drugs are often prescribed for firearms phobia, side effects and/or withdrawal symptoms can be severe. Moreover, drugs do not "cure" firearms phobia or any other phobia. At best they temporarily suppress the symptoms through chemical interaction.
The good news is that the modern, fast, drug-free processes of The CTRN Phobia Clinic will train your mind to feel completely different about firearms, eliminating the fear so it never haunts you again.
Consider the true cost of living with Firearms Phobia.
If you are living with firearms phobia, what is the real cost to your health, your career or school, and to your family life? Avoiding the issue indefinitely would mean resigning yourself to living in fear, missing out on priceless life experiences big and small, living a life that is just a shadow of what it will be when the problem is gone.
For anyone earning a living, the financial toll of this phobia is incalculable. Living with fear means you can never concentrate fully and give your best. Lost opportunities. Poor performance or grades. Promotions that pass you by. firearms phobia will likely cost you tens, even hundreds of thousands of dollars over the course of your lifetime, let alone the cost to your health and quality of life. Now Firearms Phobia can be gone for less than the price of a round-trip airline ticket.
What is the cause of Firearms Phobia?
Like all fears and phobias, firearms phobia is created by the unconscious mind as a protective mechanism. At some point in your past, there was likely an event linking firearms and emotional trauma. Whilst the original catalyst may have been a real-life scare of some kind, the condition can also be triggered by myriad, benign events like movies, TV, or perhaps seeing someone else experience trauma.
But so long as the negative association is powerful enough, the unconscious mind thinks: "Ahh, this whole thing is very dangerous. How do I keep myself from getting in this kind of situation again? I know, I'll attach terrible feelings to firearms, that way I'll steer clear in future and so be safe." Just like that firearms phobia is born. Attaching emotions to situations is one of the primary ways that humans learn. Sometimes we just get the wiring wrong.
The actual phobia manifests itself in different ways. Some sufferers experience it almost all the time, others just in response to direct stimuli. Everyone has their own unique formula for when and how to feel bad.
How do we do it?
We won't actually do anything: you will. Our practitioners will teach you to regain control of your emotions and conquer your Fear of Firearms. Working with us, you'll rapidly train your unconscious mind to connect different, positive feelings to the stimuli that triggers the phobia. And you will learn quickly now to stop the root cause of your Fear of Firearms: those awful thoughts, images, movies or sounds.
We are an ABNLP
Approved Program
We don't use hypnosis for Firearms Phobia but our modern techniques are equally relaxing and enjoyable. Clients immediately notice that they feel different. Once the unconscious mind feels safe and learns how to respond appropriately, it will always know - so the results are permanent. Firearms Phobia is gone. Forever.
How long & how much?
The Firearms Phobia Clinic at The CTRN Phobia Clinicª is entirely results-focused, so we charge you for the result you want: freedom from firearms phobia - regardless of how long it takes.
The process usually requires no more than ten hours. In exceptional cases we can achieve a favorable result in two to three. But because we guarantee the outcome, we will work with you for as long as it takes - five minutes, five hours, five weeks. We work highly effectively by telephone. This allows our clients far more flexibility in scheduling appointments, and the results are every bit as good as meeting in person.
You'll need to play your part, of course. Usually as part of the work with us there will be some easy and enjoyable homework for you to do, and that will be a key part of your success.