McRib

[ctwo]

Don't be fooled by their wicked lies gentlemen, the sandwich is an abomination.

It tis indeed! Let me remind you of last year's episode...

This is a McRib? They got as much sauce on the box as they did the bun, and those onions and pickles look like they've been bleached. It was a real effort to swallow. Later in the afternoon my kidneys started to hurt, and they still hurt this morning. I had a sleepless night of stomach grumbling and gas, so I can't wait to shit this out. I don't think hash-browns or spam can help this thing. I'm gonna go suck on a kale and spinach smoothie.

 

[TheRobSJ]

It’d be less than ideal without the sauce like that. Totally slathered in sauce where it’s going to be impossible to not get any on your fingers…that’s the way to go.

 

[HappyHighwayman]

Making a quality one of these is so easy but not fast obviously

 

[bojangle]

Ahh yes the time of year I call, "The McRibbening".

Sounds a little like the purge.

 

[HappyHighwayman]

Sounds a little like the purge.

It's the start of a purge of sorts.

 

[Kornholio]

This will be a glorious month. Glorious!

Everyone has their vices and as healthy as I eat, I am no exception. But holy shit, that thing looks like it'll shave 5 years off your life and make you shit bricks.

I ate FAR worse "food" in the Army.

Ahh yes the time of year I call, "The McRibbening".

It’d be less than ideal without the sauce like that. Totally slathered in sauce where it’s going to be impossible to not get any on your fingers…that’s the way to go.

Indeed. The only way to go...but also extra pickles and onions.

 

[berth]

Had one today. They keep the sauce pretty hot. Heat is an ingredient all its own. It's amazing how much just luke warm food you get served.

 

[ctwo]

Is this the actual happy Canadian?

 

[bojangle]

Is this the actual happy Canadian?

Oh damn! I'll have what he's having!

 

[Eldritch]

I ate FAR worse "food" in the Army.

Never discuss the vomelet.

 

[mrzuzzo]

Had one today. Absolutely gross. The "sauce" just tastes like warmed up high fructose corn syrup.

 

[Jammer]

^ because it is...Surprise Surprise Surprise!

 

[TylerW]

Had one today. Absolutely gross. The "sauce" just tastes like warmed up high fructose corn syrup.

Ever read the ingredients list on a bottle of barbecue sauce?

Anyhow, I had my first one today. Mine had plenty of sauce, but I suspect it'd been under the heat lamps for a while because it was seared on pretty well, so it was a lot less messy.

Kinda better than what I remember from last year.

 

[Pushrod]

I wonder if the McDonald's hierarchy is like the R.J. Reynolds Tobbacco hierarchy. You know, they don't consume their own products?

 

[TheRobSJ]

I wonder if the McDonald's hierarchy is like the R.J. Reynolds Tobbacco hierarchy. You know, they don't consume their own products?

I worked there for two years when I was in high school. Was literally like a pig in shit.

 

[ctwo]

Totally! Employees got cheeseburgers for $0.25. I got eight at the end of my shift.

But I was a worker bee, not the executive crowd. They most likely do not touch the stuff, unlike some world leaders...

 

[eBay Mike]

Had one today. Absolutely gross. The "sauce" just tastes like warmed up high fructose corn syrup.

Without the nasty sauce, the crappy meat quality would be much more apparent.

 

[Blankpage]

Can’t imagine the thought process one goes through to willing pull into a McDonald’s over other options when hungry for food.

Two days of no food wouldn’t be enough to have me eating from the McDonald’s menus. Maybe three or four.

 

[Blankpage]

I wonder if the McDonald's hierarchy is like the R.J. Reynolds Tobbacco hierarchy. You know, they don't consume their own products?

Wonder if someday McDonald’s packaging will include warning pics of adverse negative health effects like cigarette packs. Pics of morbidity obese hoarders siting on couches watching Oprah and Jerry Springer.

 

[bojangle]

^ because it is...Surprise Surprise Surprise!

I thought it was made of Ronald blood.

Totally! Employees got cheeseburgers for $0.25. I got eight at the end of my shift.

But I was a worker bee, not the executive crowd. They most likely do not touch the stuff, unlike some world leaders...

I worked for a Mountain Mike's Pizza in HS....FREE FOOD! Can't beat that price.

I worked in the kitchen and could make myself pizza, calzone, burgers, or sandwiches. Whatever I wanted for free.