McRib

[Kornholio]

I'm not dead.

 

[Abacinator]

Some people want to eat things besides lentils and kale

 

[Blankpage]

I'm not dead.

Don’t think that’s strong evidence of food being healthy or not

 

[Kornholio]

Don’t think that’s strong evidence of food being healthy or not

True. But the point still stands.

 

[Blankpage]

True. McDonald’s should use that in their advertising “Won’t Kill You Immediately”

 

[byke]

Parisian diet involves eating plenty of gnarly butter/cheese/fatty things, but it's balanced with healthy things. Fiber reduces absorption of the bad stuff, so if one wanted to eat mcribs somewhat regularly, then add some greens to the meal.

 

[Kornholio]

I usually include a salad with my dinners.

 

[Abacinator]

Don Gorske has entered the chat

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Gorske

 

[lizard]

Step aside, McRib fanbois.

Global launch of Burger Woof’s Shroom n’ Swiss Melt:

Let’s do this.

https://www.foodsenpai.com/burger-king-debuts-new-shroom-n-swiss-melt-on-december-7-2023/

 

[Pushrod]

I must be all grown up.

My lust for obnoxious food has now been overtaken by my fear of a stroke. The chance of heart issues also gives me pause.

Of course I get strange looks when our group ride stops for a burger and I pull tupperware out of my tank bag.

 

[Kornholio]

Step aside, McRib fanbois.

Global launch of Burger Woof’s Shroom n’ Swiss Melt:

Let’s do this.

I'm actually not a fan of cooked mushrooms on pretty much anything.

I must be all grown up.

My lust for obnoxious food has now been overtaken by my fear of a stroke. The chance of heart issues also gives me pause.

Of course I get strange looks when our group ride stops for a burger and I pull tupperware out of my tank bag.

When I see that, I figure the person is just saving money.

 

[Blankpage]

I’ve been that odd guy out a few times on group rides when stopping for food. Seems folks always want to stop at greasy diners and at times I’d just not bother eating anything.
I had a riding buddy who’d always thumb his nose at Chevys, which I actually like, calling it garbage. Yet anytime he’d pick he’d always choose a dingy bar with barely edible burgers and fries or grease soaked sandwiches.
People don’t like junk food unless it’s their preferred junk food.

 

[Sharxfan]

Step aside, McRib fanbois.

Global launch of Burger Woof’s Shroom n’ Swiss Melt:

Let’s do this.

https://www.foodsenpai.com/burger-king-debuts-new-shroom-n-swiss-melt-on-december-7-2023/

Love shrooms on anything. Cooked, raw I love the shrooms.

 

[Kurosaki]

Mushrooms are a fun time.

I mean... uh... Mushrooms are tasty. That's what I meant.

 

[Kornholio]

 

[easy wind]

^^^ so many questions! Like wat? Do recta even have bones? And inverted? Also are these ingredients of McRibs? Great pic

 

[Blankpage]

Would cost a dollar more and hurt sales if they used 100% rectum meat. McRib is actually made from dehydrated pig turds, preservatives and artificial flavours added then pressed into shape and served on a cardboard bun.

 

[berth]

Never get these. Everyone knows that that bone-in rectums have more flavor.

 

[lizard]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT!

Limited Time: Double Big Mac®

Comes with double the patties, grill-sizzled onions, perfectly melted cheese and more special sauce in every bite. Beware of the Hamburglar—this burger is at the top of his heist list.

 

[HappyHighwayman]

I'm guessing at whatever price it will sell for you could buy a real hamburger from another restaurant.