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The Official 2017/2018 NFL Thread

Bowling4Bikes said:
my god I don't think a football team could try any less to stop an opponent than the Giants defense just did. borderline disrespectful.

but, congrats to the 9ers on maybe their only win of the season. you have to take them when they are presented to you, lest there isn't another chance.

and although they did hurt their draft status...you gotta win a fucking game. at least one. no one wants to be associated with the stigma of the old Bucs or the newer Lions.

Good win.
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Dude, have you seen the defense suspensions from this Coach? The whole locker room wants him to fuck off and I don't think they feel much better about the GM.
 
Eldritch said:
Dude, have you seen the defense suspensions from this Coach? The whole locker room wants him to fuck off and I don't think they feel much better about the GM.
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sure, but there was no semblance of even self-respect. they should at least be playing for their futures.

so is this just a gigantic hissy-fit by the remaining defensive personnel? none of them deserve jobs elsewhere. even the 7-fingered wonder.
 
Bowling4Bikes said:
sure, but there was no semblance of even self-respect. they should at least be playing for their futures.

so is this just a gigantic hissy-fit by the remaining defensive personnel? none of them deserve jobs elsewhere. even the 7-fingered wonder.
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So, a couple of them are recent additions whose free agent contract is up after this year. I think however, you are misunderstanding how utterly in chaos this team is. Last year, they were a top 5 Defense and a playoff team. The wheels are completely coming off and it has nothing to do with the injuries. There is still a ton of talent on this team. This is easily the most under performing roster in the NFL. Worse than the 2010 Niners. This is complete failure of leadership driving this team into the ground.
 
stigeon said:
How and why the fuck are the shit-fins in so many prime time games???
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Miami nightlife, yo!

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stigeon said:
How and why the fuck are the shit-fins in so many prime time games???
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What do you got against Jay Cutler me-time??? Srsly, the guy is entertaining and even good sometimes. It really surprised me that he came back but had $10 million reasons...I did start getting some Bears flashbacks tho before I finally tuned over to Dubs.
 
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We're deep into the season. The good teams have pretty much separated themselves from the bad ones. We also have a couple of teams that usually fade after having solid starts. So who's going to win the divisions, the wild card spots, the conferences, and the Superb Owl?

AFC Divisional Winners
E - NE
N - Pitt
S - Jax
W - KC

WC - Tenn, Buff

AFC South is a toss up for me. I picked Jax because their schedule looks a tad easier to me with maybe 2 more losses (Sea, Tenn) and Tenn looks like they may end up with 3 more L's (Pitt, LA, Jax). I got Buff in as the other wild card because their schedule has about 4 more wins which is what I've got for Balt as well but Buff has a better record so far so they win the edge.

Neither of the WC will survive the first round of the playoffs though. KC could win out and end up #1 in the AFC but only if (and I'm going strictly off W/L here) both NE and Pitt drop two more games. Either that or a three way tie with KC over NE and NE over Pitt. So Pitt ends up playing NE again and Jax going to KC.

AFCCG - Pitt at KC with KC moving on to the SB

NFC Divisional Winners
E - Iggles
N - Lions
S - NOLA
W - LA

WC - Vikes, Carolina

Things in the NFC are much less settled. There are a handful of teams sitting around 5-4 some of which are going to end up going 8-8 (Dal and GB) with at least one going 9-7 (Atl). This weekend should bring more clarity with Sea/Atl, LA/Vikes, and Lions/Chi.

If the Vikes play anyone but the Lions they are done and so will Carolina because Cam will be back on his emotional roller coaster when facing the cream of the NFC. Most like neither makes it past WC weekend.

NFCCG - LA at Iggles making it an Iggles/KC SB.

Iggles become a beer capable of leaving a ring on the table.
 

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I will look at this again later, but the Steelers aren't as good as their record indicates. They have sooo many problems.

Beating Indy was a fluke. Ben is uniform blind and keeps throwing to the wrong team. The defense is over-confident. The offense is under-performing.

It seems like they will win the division but be out of the playoffs early. Of course, they could just be at a slow start and will gain momentum but I think injuries will bite them first.
 
SteelerFanatic said:
I will look at this again later, but the Steelers aren't as good as their record indicates. They have sooo many problems.

Beating Indy was a fluke. Ben is uniform blind and keeps throwing to the wrong team. The defense is over-confident. The offense is under-performing.

It seems like they will win the division but be out of the playoffs early. Of course, they could just be at a slow start and will gain momentum but I think injuries will bite them first.
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I have a soft spot for teams going to NE and beating them in the playoffs. I keep telling myself, "This is the year NE starts their long, inexorable slide." Am still hoping it'll be this year. If anyone could pull off a miracle win in Foxborough it's the Steelers.
 
Niners are gonna run the table, sneak in at 7-9, and beat Philly in round 1.

:x
 
Jimmy G is gonna beat Seattle in his debut. Mark my words. If I'm wrong, I'll eat 3 tacos.
 
mikev said:
Niners are gonna run the table, sneak in at 7-9, and beat Philly in round 1.

:x
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The world would forever be in their debt and all things decent and good would remember their noble crusade as the hero rookie C.J. Beathard protected the known world of humans from unthinkable evil before being destroyed in the second round. I think this is an unlikely rally of heroes however and we probably have to look to the Vikings or possibly Seachickens to protect us. The Saints look sexy, but are utterly incapable of being useful outside of their Dome, and I think the Rams are too post season green to survive the unheralded spiritual cancer that lives in East PA. Seattle looks like a wild card sure thing with tons of playoff experience and Pete Carol has the kind of garbage in his soul that won't be shaken by the inhuman blanket of despair and joy of human indecency that is Philly.

The NFC Championship seems to be going first through the Fountain of Filth this year. Carolina looks good, but lacks the purity or darkness of character to win there, they are just a good football team.

Only a team of exceptionally pure heart or black and twisted soul can defeat them. Seattle may have both the talent and the character. Otherwise I fear the worst and we may have to look to the blackness of the Patriots to save the world.
 
Question of the day: why did Belichick let go of Garoppalo?

1) He really isn't the QB of the future post-Brady and Belichick knows it first-hand.

2) He might have been the QB of the future but in the plug and play world of the Patriots, they will just gamble on finding one when it becomes necessary.

I really don't know the answer but I am nagged by 1) guess..
 
Bay Arean said:
Question of the day: why did Belichick let go of Garoppalo?

1) He really isn't the QB of the future post-Brady and Belichick knows it first-hand.

2) He might have been the QB of the future but in the plug and play world of the Patriots, they will just gamble on finding one when it becomes necessary.

I really don't know the answer but I am nagged by 1) guess..
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3) Salary Cap.
 
Eldritch said:
The world would forever be in their debt and all things decent and good would remember their noble crusade as the hero rookie C.J. Beathard protected the known world of humans from unthinkable evil before being destroyed in the second round. I think this is an unlikely rally of heroes however and we probably have to look to the Vikings or possibly Seachickens to protect us. The Saints look sexy, but are utterly incapable of being useful outside of their Dome, and I think the Rams are too post season green to survive the unheralded spiritual cancer that lives in East PA. Seattle looks like a wild card sure thing with tons of playoff experience and Pete Carol has the kind of garbage in his soul that won't be shaken by the inhuman blanket of despair and joy of human indecency that is Philly.

The NFC Championship seems to be going first through the Fountain of Filth this year. Carolina looks good, but lacks the purity or darkness of character to win there, they are just a good football team.

Only a team of exceptionally pure heart or black and twisted soul can defeat them. Seattle may have both the talent and the character. Otherwise I fear the worst and we may have to look to the blackness of the Patriots to save the world.
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I have been waiting a while for this assessment. It didn't disappoint.


SHITBIRDS FOREVER!!!
 
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