reminds me of an old trans am we had. thing was a tank. it was low and wide, but it had enough grunt to power through pretty much anything. and we didn’t give two shits about body damage, so it was used and abused off road. loved - as you say, to arrive in remote locations and getting WTF stares from 4 wheelers. our insurance company HATED us. worst event was stuffing it (at a bit more than appropriate speed) between 2 trees that were about 18 inches narrower than the car. squirted through, but the damage was done nose to tail. came within $200 of totalling it. they covered it, but then suggested we go find another insurance company lol.
Excellent! There's something about taking inappropriate machinery into inappropriate places that just makes me giggle 
for your track bike