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Practical tips for rapture day

I will be stocking the cooler with Dos Equis and ice. Dry rubbing teh meat.And in general , getting ready to BBQ on the 21st. If I am going out , it is going to be well fed and buzzed.

You forgot to add "a good hump" to the list.

(. . . or at least fire off a few knuckle children)
 
Then really think of the positive vs the negative impacts this has had on the world.

There is a really long list for both positive and negative impacts. It's not the belief or the non-belief; it's the agenda that both sides have on forcing society to do what's "right".
 
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It may sound preposterous and it may even be absolutely preposterous.......but so what? Many people believe that motorcycles are death traps. Totally preposterous belief, but so what if they believe that? It has no effect on me, I know what I know and what you think you know means nothing to me.

So, if someone says they believe in God, so what? You know what you know so how does what they believe effect you?

Actually they are not the same. The reason people believe motorcycle's are death traps are because people are constantly killed on them. Rider error or not. So they have some basis for that, skewed maybe, but they do have something to back it up. People who say "Motorcycles are death traps" I wouldn't say that's preposterous just biased.

I respect the fact that most of my friends are Christian, but they never question my non-belief and we get along just fine and vice-versa. When religion gets in the face of people who do not believe then it becomes an issue(and vice-versa again), and BELIEVE me when I tell you religion is CONSTANTLY in the face of those who do not believe.
 
:wtf

proof people are nuts..!!

why put a nice sign on a damn Honda element..????

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you can see this on 80 in SF on the way to oaklamd
 
:wtf

proof people are nuts..!!

why put a nice sign on a damn Honda element..????

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Which will happen first?
1. New paint job
2. Somebody spray paints a big red circle with a diagonal slash
3. Vehicle gets 'stolen' and burned

:laughing
 
Yes, but you still ridicule them.

But then I was also speaking to the larger issue of people who don't believe in God commenting on and making fun of those that do.

Seriously, what affect does it have on you other than what you let it?

Yeah, seeing as they never shove religion in other people's faces at places like an abortion clinics, a school board meeting,...

I for one am very thankful for organized religion. It scares me to think what this planet would be like if all those wackos knew there was no beautiful afterlife waiting for them. As wacked as religion is in my opinion, we'd have chaos and anarchy without it.
 
Yes, but you still ridicule them.

But then I was also speaking to the larger issue of people who don't believe in God commenting on and making fun of those that do.

Seriously, what affect does it have on you other than what you let it?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2005/oct/07/iraq.usa

George Bush has claimed he was on a mission from God when he launched the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq, according to a senior Palestinian politician in an interview to be broadcast by the BBC later this month.
 
Oh come on people, lets get back to the fun of making list of tips of how to survive the rapture day that is alledged for May 21st.

For instance, how to avoid cars without drivers and a screaming passenger strapped into the back seat.

Where are the bests viewpoints for viewing only 20% of a church's congregation being raptured and the response of those not taken!

Etc.

Have some fricken fun with it or move on! :x
 
I find them to be crazy as well, but that isn't the point. It would be like making fun of a crazy homeless person for being homeless. You should be feeling sorry for them, not making fun of them.

But we do feel sorry for you. :twofinger


Maybe we should Wheelie for Jesus? :p

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George Bush has claimed he was on a mission from God when he launched the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq, according to a senior Palestinian politician in an interview to be broadcast by the BBC later this month.

True.

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Protip: If you plan on doing a tandem parachute jump on May 21st verify that your jump master is an atheist 1st.
 
Once again I have to remind Barfers of that item that isn't included in your apocalypso plans: stuffed animals.
Which ever side you're on you'll probably want a good teddy bear which ever way it goes.
if you believe and it happens, well you'll be one of the few meeting JC with a teddy bear, that'll show him you were thinking ahead, he'll porbably promote you to angel second class on that alone.
 
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