Worst Skyrim day ever: walking along the treeline stalking an elk... It finally pauses for a few seconds and I draw my bow to take the long shot. While I'm fine tuning my aiming I hear this sort of low, gutteral "snort" that is so loud it shakes the ground for a moment as it echoed into the distance.
I look to my left over my shoulder and there is a giant standing there about 50 yards away!
I panicked and of course, release my mouse button to turn and make for the trees and of course "Thwang" the arrow hits the giant right in the leg
I spent the next probably 20 minutes running around a large tree dodging and launching arrows at him until he literally looked like a pincushion! What seemed like over a hundred or so arrows later he finally goes down on one knee!
Triumphant, I stow my bow and pull out my fine steel sword and walked in confidently for the kill... He's kneeling there panting and in a fit of acting bravado, I stand there for a few moments, trying to figure out how to get a screen shot, and what the best angle might be.
After thinking better of not waiting too long, I walk in for the final blow, saying to the screen "I vanquish thee!" and just as I move in closer, he stands straight up and with a roar the last thing I see is this huge club that fills my screen and then my body is launched into the air about 500 feet...
I look to my left over my shoulder and there is a giant standing there about 50 yards away!
I panicked and of course, release my mouse button to turn and make for the trees and of course "Thwang" the arrow hits the giant right in the leg
I spent the next probably 20 minutes running around a large tree dodging and launching arrows at him until he literally looked like a pincushion! What seemed like over a hundred or so arrows later he finally goes down on one knee!
Triumphant, I stow my bow and pull out my fine steel sword and walked in confidently for the kill... He's kneeling there panting and in a fit of acting bravado, I stand there for a few moments, trying to figure out how to get a screen shot, and what the best angle might be.
After thinking better of not waiting too long, I walk in for the final blow, saying to the screen "I vanquish thee!" and just as I move in closer, he stands straight up and with a roar the last thing I see is this huge club that fills my screen and then my body is launched into the air about 500 feet...
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. now to work on enchanting