Abyss
Anhedonia
You say gun fetish, I say clear and present case of crippling mental illness.
That said, if guns make you randy, I don't see why you can't enjoy them in the comfort of your own home in whichever numbers you please...
That said, if guns make you randy, I don't see why you can't enjoy them in the comfort of your own home in whichever numbers you please...

Hyperbole to the rescue!