A lot of our traditions come from riding on horseback. Unless you are a cop you get off on the near side, that comes from horsemanship. Same thing with giving your steed some oats, you step off and put on the feed bag. It's part of the history and tradition, it shows respect to the traditions. I know that sounds weird and un-modern but tanking up while seated is sort of uncouth.
After approximately 35 years of horse riding/ownership, I've
seen a feedbag once... in an old tackroom, covered in dust. Never seen one ever in use. And you don't step off your horse after a hard ride and start graining them- you need to let them cool down first.
Besides, having put in as many thousands of hours (and tens of thousands of dollars) as I have in caring for my horses, I feel absolutely NO need to show respect to a non-existent tradition... rather glad to be away from it, at this point...

Also, I'm fairly certain most of us dismount on the left because that's the side the kickstand is on...
These questions always remind me of the thread where a guy passive-aggressively called out everyone for not noticing him and stopping on the side of the freeway during the morning commute because he ran out of gas. He claimed that 'he KNEW how to fill up a bike' though it was later revealed he used the side-stand method and thought that would give him the full advertised tank capacity fill-up. So effectively he starved himself at the pump. It was a new gen Ninja 250 with fuel gage instead of a petcock, too. *sigh* That was a good thread. Anyone else remember it?
Yup, great thread... he started out by asking if anyone had seen the red kawi on the side of the freeway, wondering if the rider was OK... finally admitted it was him... what a flamefest that turned in to...

Didn't it get nominated for one of Brandon's "Thread of the Year"?
Everything is more laid back up north. Its not a race or an issue of manners at the gas station as there are always free pumps available. My question is...am I the only person in the country that still pays with good old AMERICAN cash? Credit cards are evil!! On another note I know it stays cooler in the bay area but up here in the summer time high 90's to 113 degrees is the norm. On many of our group rides (where we stop at a gas station every 50-75 miles) the people who squeez every last drop into their tank find their bike pissing gas out after it expands from the heat. In a city where there is a billion gas stations why would you worry about "10 more miles"
Some of us don't ride in cities... and I'd rather have that extra 10 miles and not need it, than need it- and not have it.
Personally, despite having short legs, I stay on the bike when I fill up. I use a debit card. I remove one glove, so I can get my debit card out of the inside pocket of my leathers. In all my years of filling tanks on bikes, I've never spilled gas on myself... not even sure how someone would manage that. Seriously, it's not rocket science...